Drunken Sleep Pissing - We've all done it, haven't we?

[stonie]

I have (long in the past), pissed in many places and lots of chairs at various locations but my maddest one was when stationed in Gibraltar whilst in the RAF we went out sat lunch time for a few beers prior to our sat night out, obviously had a few and dunno what time we got back probably in the region of 4 o'clock in the after I decided to have a nap prior to our sat night out, i don't know how long I had slept but I obviously got up for a pee and made my way to the toilets, it was at this point I recall myself perched with my arsed hanging over a plastic dustbin that where situated at the end if each corridor near the toilets, I was perched on this bin having a shit whilst telling my mates to get out of what iI thought was my toilet...alcohol does strange things to people....not done it since lol

 

[bertisbigbanana]

Pissed in bed with my ex girlfriend twice.

Got up and walked around a bit on holiday in Magaluf and then pissed on own bed.

Pissed myself at a friends and stashed the dirty sheet evidence in the loft.

 

[stonie]

Pissed in bed with my ex girlfriend twice.

Got up and walked around a bit on holiday in Magaluf and then pissed on own bed.

Pissed myself at a friends and stashed the dirty sheet evidence in the loft.

Pissed on my present wife and her best mate when we were 18, went to Cornwall with her mum and dad and on the way back stopped of in the Cotswolds this farm happened to make its own scrumpy and had a bit of a bar in a converted barn, my missus went to bed in a bit of a huff seeing me seemingly chatting up 2 dutch birds as I played them at darts, anyway my missus topped and tailed on the bottom bunk and I was on the top....swamped them both

 

[bertisbigbanana]

Pissed in bed with my ex girlfriend twice.

Got up and walked around a bit on holiday in Magaluf and then pissed on own bed.

Pissed myself at a friends and stashed the dirty sheet evidence in the loft.

Pissed on my present wife and her best mate when we were 18, went to Cornwall with her mum and dad and on the way back stopped of in the Cotswolds this farm happened to make its own scrumpy and had a bit of a bar in a converted barn, my missus went to bed in a bit of a huff seeing me seemingly chatting up 2 dutch birds as I played them at darts, anyway my missus topped and tailed on the bottom bunk and I was on the top....swamped them both

pissed myself laughing

 

[toffee balls]

Pissed in bed with my ex girlfriend twice.

Got up and walked around a bit on holiday in Magaluf and then pissed on own bed.

Pissed myself at a friends and stashed the dirty sheet evidence in the loft.

Pissed on my present wife and her best mate when we were 18, went to Cornwall with her mum and dad and on the way back stopped of in the Cotswolds this farm happened to make its own scrumpy and had a bit of a bar in a converted barn, my missus went to bed in a bit of a huff seeing me seemingly chatting up 2 dutch birds as I played them at darts, anyway my missus topped and tailed on the bottom bunk and I was on the top....swamped them both

pissed myself laughing

oops you did it again
BB
I think you may have a problem pal

 

[stonie]

Pissed on my present wife and her best mate when we were 18, went to Cornwall with her mum and dad and on the way back stopped of in the Cotswolds this farm happened to make its own scrumpy and had a bit of a bar in a converted barn, my missus went to bed in a bit of a huff seeing me seemingly chatting up 2 dutch birds as I played them at darts, anyway my missus topped and tailed on the bottom bunk and I was on the top....swamped them both

to

pissed myself laughing

oops you did it again
BB
I think you may have a problem pal

Ha ha ha I think I did in my younger days ...done some blizzare things when pissed but not an aggressive drunk just effin daft

 

[1.618034]

Woke up in a hotel with a full glass of yellow liquid and puddle of same on glass topped bed-side table once...

Does that count?

 

[kippax_blueboy]

Pissed all over a video in the 80's half asleep pissed in the middle of the night
Pissed out of windows
Pissed over G/f
Pissed in drawers

 

[Kevblue]

I can honestly say i've never pissed myself sleeping, drunk or sober. Havin a drink tonight so i suppose there's a first time for everything!

 

[markyboyblue]

A mate of mine (honestly) moved back in with his parents after living away for a while. First night back he went out with some friends for a few welcome back pints. He got very drunk but managed to get home and back to bed in his room. He woke up in the morning to find a pissed wet through duvet on the landing. He then went into his mams bedroom to find her in a very bad mood. He had got up for a piss in the night and gone into his mams room and pissed on her in bed. Apparently she was shouting at him to stop and he just kept saying "stop shouting you,LL wake dad up" luckily his dad was away with work.

i see his man quite often too, always cheers me up.

 

[1.618034]

A mate of mine (honestly) moved back in with his parents after living away for a while. First night back he went out with some friends for a few welcome back pints. He got very drunk but managed to get home and back to bed in his room. He woke up in the morning to find a pissed wet through duvet on the landing. He then went into his mams bedroom to find her in a very bad mood. He had got up for a piss in the night and gone into his mams room and pissed on her in bed. Apparently she was shouting at him to stop and he just kept saying "stop shouting you,LL wake dad up" luckily his dad was away with work.

i see his man quite often too, always cheers me up.

Freud would have a field day with this one...

 

[markyboyblue]

A mate of mine (honestly) moved back in with his parents after living away for a while. First night back he went out with some friends for a few welcome back pints. He got very drunk but managed to get home and back to bed in his room. He woke up in the morning to find a pissed wet through duvet on the landing. He then went into his mams bedroom to find her in a very bad mood. He had got up for a piss in the night and gone into his mams room and pissed on her in bed. Apparently she was shouting at him to stop and he just kept saying "stop shouting you,LL wake dad up" luckily his dad was away with work.

i see his man quite often too, always cheers me up.

Freud would have a field day with this one...

He said his parents room was in the same place that his bathroom was in his old flat.

 

[BrianW]

I've never done it despite being pissed on many occasions. But I have a mate who went for a shit in his wardrobe, if that's any consolation.

 

[malg]

I've never done it despite being pissed on many occasions. But I have a mate who went for a shit in his wardrobe, if that's any consolation.

Strange stuff that. I knew a bloke who used to take a shit in the bath when he was really bad. He told me he actually had a shit in his kitchen bin at home one night! Really don't get that kind of behaviour.

 

[stonie]

Thus whole thread us quality....pissing myself (pardon the pun)

 

[shadygiz]

haha....1 word stonie



WILBA ;)

 

[Pellegrini59]

When I lived in a shared house I had a sink in the bedroom, and on occasion I used to piss in it in the middle of the night. So's not to wake any other hoors up.

I'd been on a session in fallowfield and town, and gone back to a mates house. Had a spliff and it knocked me out completely. Woke up in the morning on his living room sofa. I thought it would be good to stick the tv on and watch soccer am, but the thing wouldn't work. I checked the power supply and nothing? It was a brand new flatscreen and he'd been monging on about the surround sound the night before. He came down abit later and couldn't work out why it wouldn't switch on, so he lifted it off the stand and piss poured out of it. I could have died right there at that moment.

 

[guvnors son mcfc]

Removed our en-suite cos it was small and so was our bedroom so I decided to make the room into a walk in wardrobe. The first weekend after I completed the job we went out and got bladders. In the night I jumped up for a piss, straight in the en-suite and pissed in the wife's side of the wardrobe exactly where the toilet used to be. She was not a happy bunny in the morning.

 

[syedorf]

the only time I've done it was after getting back from a stag do I pissed the bed and the Mrs woke me up when I'd just finished luckily only my side was wet so I stripped and rolled onto her side

 

[i've got that terry phelan]

Nowt to brag about, that one, Blue4eva.

That's just a common or garden follow-through.

Everyone's done that once in a while.

True :)

Was funny trying to dispose of my soiled undies though. No bins in the bogs as its 'paper-free' with hand dryers only and obviously couldn't flush them away.

got caught out in town once after a city game (shit beer), had to dive in dry bar to dispose of soiled expensive kecks, but having my wits about me opted for the ladies knowing there'd be cubicles available & a nice sanitory product disposal system to place said garment into.