york away to this!
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2sheikhs said:
err, I didn't have a suitable collection vessel to hand to hold up to the light, though definately piss!
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Drunken Sleep Pissing - We've all done it, haven't we?
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err, I didn't have a suitable collection vessel to hand to hold up to the light, though definately piss!
I thought it may have shown up on the sheet. Perhaps you could warn her the next time you intend giving her a rattlin' to go for a slash just prior to coitus.york away to this! said:2sheikhs said:Was this "piss" yellow or clear?york away to this! said:Not simply asleep pissing but when I first met mrs Away! she had been fairly celibate for a few years with her ex so was enjoying rediscovering the joy of sex. For the first few times I was generously assisting her in this, she peed all over the place at the, ahem, critical moment.... though never mentioned anything.. I thought it was just a thing that she wanted to do and I had never experienced this before so just hung on in there and got on with it, so to speak.
It was getting mad and I was having to change the sheets and turn the mattress on a bloody daily basis so eventually decided to brave it and ask if she had always enjoyed pissing whilst having sex - and if there was anything else she wanted to try? needless to say floods (more) of tears and huge embarassment all round as she had no idea that she'd been doing it.
I can recommend the pelvic floor excercises!
(when someone starts the "has your mrs ever shit on the bathroom floor whilst having sex" thread, I will also gladly contribute)
err, I didn't have a suitable collection vessel to hand to hold up to the light, though definately piss!
The dumping on the bathroom floor however has no ambiguity. If you're a rather "large" gent who's been taking the lady in question up the trumper, it may explain the weakness of the sphincter.
jay_mcfc
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Never, ever done it. Feel like I've missed out
Josh Blue
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jay_mcfc said:Never, ever done it. Feel like I've missed out
Don't worry mate I have managed to control my bladder whilst pissed as well.
Rascal
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One of my mates was staying at another mates of ours. He pissed all over our mates mum.
Another mate had fell asleep in our local, as he got up he stumbled, smashed a wndow and pissed on the pinball machine.
My first ever go at stella resulted in me pissing in the bath.
Another mate had fell asleep in our local, as he got up he stumbled, smashed a wndow and pissed on the pinball machine.
My first ever go at stella resulted in me pissing in the bath.
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Not true. I've dreamed I've been having the most wonderful, relieving piss and woken up each and every time to dry sheets.2sheikhs said:I've had plenty of dreams where I'm bursting for a piss but can't find anywhere private enough. I have been informed though that if you piss in your dream, you've pissed the bed.
XxRachXx
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I havnt but .... I have weed pissed by laughing too much "/
TheMightyQuinn
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No one ever believes me but I honestly haven't.
I've done lots of weird things when drunk or whatever but thankfully I've yet to piss anywhere weird.
Unless I've done it and not remembered but I don't think that's the case.
I almost sort of want to because I'm rapidly becoming the only guy I know who hasn't got a decent pissing story.
I've done lots of weird things when drunk or whatever but thankfully I've yet to piss anywhere weird.
Unless I've done it and not remembered but I don't think that's the case.
I almost sort of want to because I'm rapidly becoming the only guy I know who hasn't got a decent pissing story.
XxRachXx said:I havnt but .... I have weed pissed by laughing too much "/
That doesn't bode well for later in life petal!!
I always put a waterproof sheet on the bed when my hubby's mates stay over. Just in case...