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Embarrassing moments in life
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blue44
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not so much embarrassing ,but awkward
when i was pissed about 1 year ago
i created a youtube channel for myself
just uploaded a few videos of me and my familly in Thailand from a few years ago
just basic stuff,me on a motorbike riding in my wifes village pissed up riding around etc
a few vids of the mrs in temples etc all innocent etc
and forget about it
just been looking for some videos on youtube of my wifes region while she is sat next to me
i typed in a few search words for what we were looking for
first video that pops up is me on a motorbike in her village
she has gone fuckin mental
cos i didn't ask her permission to post etc
i'm in the doghouse now
just deleted all of the vids
but she aint happy
when i was pissed about 1 year ago
i created a youtube channel for myself
just uploaded a few videos of me and my familly in Thailand from a few years ago
just basic stuff,me on a motorbike riding in my wifes village pissed up riding around etc
a few vids of the mrs in temples etc all innocent etc
and forget about it
just been looking for some videos on youtube of my wifes region while she is sat next to me
i typed in a few search words for what we were looking for
first video that pops up is me on a motorbike in her village
she has gone fuckin mental
cos i didn't ask her permission to post etc
i'm in the doghouse now
just deleted all of the vids
but she aint happy
DenisLawBackHeel74
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About 15 years ago I managed some US business and needed to travel there a few times a year to see customers in St.Louis, Princeton, Oakland...various other places spread across the country.
One particular trip I was flying back to Newark and I suddenly had horrendous stomach cramps. I was sat about two rows back from first class (it’s not but they call it that) but made a dash to the toilets at the front and managed to get in and lock the door before the air hostess could stop me (since they try and make other passengers use the rear toilets). Fair play to her she gave me about 3 minutes before she knocked on the door but I was halfway through squeezing out a very pasty shit ....wasn’t quite water but felt more liquid than solid, kinda buttery (you know what I mean). The knocking continued and after a few more minutes became very insistent. After a second round of diarrhoea I was fairly confident it had be dealt with for now and washed up and unlocked the door.
She was immediately in my face when I opened the door, but as she began to speak her mouth filled with the rancid odour of the excreta from my diseased bowels and her face contorted as if in pain....I used those seconds to move past her and got back in my seat..,,.she said nothing but immediately closed the toilet door and in that moment she understood my haste. The smell if not the encounter probably stayed with her for some time....
One particular trip I was flying back to Newark and I suddenly had horrendous stomach cramps. I was sat about two rows back from first class (it’s not but they call it that) but made a dash to the toilets at the front and managed to get in and lock the door before the air hostess could stop me (since they try and make other passengers use the rear toilets). Fair play to her she gave me about 3 minutes before she knocked on the door but I was halfway through squeezing out a very pasty shit ....wasn’t quite water but felt more liquid than solid, kinda buttery (you know what I mean). The knocking continued and after a few more minutes became very insistent. After a second round of diarrhoea I was fairly confident it had be dealt with for now and washed up and unlocked the door.
She was immediately in my face when I opened the door, but as she began to speak her mouth filled with the rancid odour of the excreta from my diseased bowels and her face contorted as if in pain....I used those seconds to move past her and got back in my seat..,,.she said nothing but immediately closed the toilet door and in that moment she understood my haste. The smell if not the encounter probably stayed with her for some time....
Barcon
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Is she in the witness protection program?not so much embarrassing ,but awkward
when i was pissed about 1 year ago
i created a youtube channel for myself
just uploaded a few videos of me and my familly in Thailand from a few years ago
just basic stuff,me on a motorbike riding in my wifes village pissed up riding around etc
a few vids of the mrs in temples etc all innocent etc
and forget about it
just been looking for some videos on youtube of my wifes region while she is sat next to me
i typed in a few search words for what we were looking for
first video that pops up is me on a motorbike in her village
she has gone fuckin mental
cos i didn't ask her permission to post etc
i'm in the doghouse now
just deleted all of the vids
but she aint happy
When working in a hotel as an 18 year old, I was sent to a family room to convert the sofa into a bed for the kids. When I got to the room they where still there, a family of 4, so I went about converting the sofa while they stood aside watching, making small talk. I went to the wardrobe to get 2 spare pillows from the top, when I unziped that clear plastic bag thingy that holds them, a crusty old porn mag fell out from between them and onto the floor between us all. 2 parents and myself looking mortified, 2 kids looking confused. God knows how long it had been there, some joker of a previous guest had stuffed it there.
Barcon
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My mates Mum caught me licking her ironing board once.
Didsbury Dave
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My mate (about 45) caught his dad (75) having a wank and watching porn when he went down for a drink when staying over one night.
Tommy_Catons_Perm
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SIGN UPThis is a genuine mates story that I’m sure he’d be mortified me sharing here but what are mates for?
He had been out on the lash and was fucked. He’d been desperate for a shit and when the taxi finally pulled up outside his mum and dads house he made a dash for the door, fumbling for the keys he finally gets them in the door but it was too late and he actually shat himself.
He gets the door open and goes upstairs to the bathroom, carefully removing his trousers and undercrackers he managed to perfectly execute their removal and avoid getting any “mess” anywhere. Rightly pleased with himself he took himself off to bed.
The next thing he remembers are his mums screams. It was the next morning and she had gone to the toilet. What my mate had presumed was a perfect execution of removing his clothes and the accompanying poo was anything but. There was literally shit all over the bathroom.
Dan's Underpant
Macc Lads
We all went down New Delih
We had too much curry and aching bellies
Peter got gut rot and puked on the floor
Stez Styx banging on shithouse door
I says, come on lads and finish your Bombay duck
We're going to find some girls who'll give us a decent Alkaselzer
Now Dan said he knew of this party, so we drove over there
Belching and farting
Stez nicked some cans of beer
And Dan shat himself, he had diarheoa
He said "Oh lads, it's no fun to dance."
And he goes upstairs to change his underpants
Now he opens the window, wipes his ass
And throws the offending bags on the grass
He shouts "everybody come and look at this
They're streaked with shit and they're stained with piss
But don't look at me, they're not f**king mine."
But his loving mum had sewn his f**king name inside
pclarke497
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had a circumsion aged 52 had to because the old pecker was giving me problems, 5 days later at Etihad east stand top tier after a few bevvies I needed a slash , the old man still had a wrapping around so when I've finished it leeks on me jeans, about 2 thousands fans singing clarkey he's pissed his pants
One morning in the office my mate came back from the bogs and said there was shit all up the back wall and cistern, a right mess in the floor and shitty footprints leading out. Nobody was owning up to it and we had to get a deep clean contractor in to sort it out.
Later on we wondered where ‘Old Mike’ was but eventually we noticed he had booked himself out to site.
Later in the afternoon, ‘Old Mike’ came back from site without anybody thinking anything of it. Then some mad reason only known to himself, he confessed that he hadn’t actually gone to site but he had been home feeling dizzy and to clean himself up after an ‘accident’.
It transpired that Old Mike had been taking a new tablet for his heart. He felt a dicky tummy coming on, just about got his kecks down in trap 2 and his arse exploded backwards before he could sit down. In his panic, he quickly stood upright but slipped in some further mess now on the floor and cracked his head on the toilet bowl. In a dazed state he said he got his kecks on, exited the bogs and ‘went to site’ to clean himself up.
Later on we wondered where ‘Old Mike’ was but eventually we noticed he had booked himself out to site.
Later in the afternoon, ‘Old Mike’ came back from site without anybody thinking anything of it. Then some mad reason only known to himself, he confessed that he hadn’t actually gone to site but he had been home feeling dizzy and to clean himself up after an ‘accident’.
It transpired that Old Mike had been taking a new tablet for his heart. He felt a dicky tummy coming on, just about got his kecks down in trap 2 and his arse exploded backwards before he could sit down. In his panic, he quickly stood upright but slipped in some further mess now on the floor and cracked his head on the toilet bowl. In a dazed state he said he got his kecks on, exited the bogs and ‘went to site’ to clean himself up.