Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

When my mate was 15 he was shagging a 30 something married woman. He needed a piss whilst they were on the job and she told him to just "do it here".
Not sure what that's called but it's probably got a name.

With a full boner, he would surely have pissed on the ceiling being a young lad with a firm stream.

 

[BimboBob]

With a full boner, he would surely have pissed on the ceiling being a young lad with a firm stream.

Or out of the window.

 

[stony]

Still no name for it though.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/caseygueren/lets-talk-about-golden-showers?utm_term=.fmAobrm4G#.th8RojGX5

Finally! This is bluemoons chance to be the origin of an urban dictionary entry. We should open this up to debate.

What should we call pissing in a minge mid coitus?

 

[Barcon]

I have been busy making a batch file that will activate a python script to decrypt some base64 strings on wmsauthsign for streams all day :-(
Fucking backup source changed their shit making more work for me, anyone would think they are trying to protect their data, cunts.

That's fuck all mate. Anyone can do that. I just about cut the end of my thumb odd today with an Olfa knife.
Spent the afternoon in A&E getting stitched up.
Next **** to call me a bag o milk **** gets a pic.

 

[TCIB]

Depends if he was up her chuffter, this would result in a high pressure piss enema right?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Or out of the window.

Or if he had an L shaped cock like Bill Clinton, maybe around a corner.

 

[aguero93:20]

Finally! This is bluemoons chance to be the origin of an urban dictionary entry. We should open this up to debate.

What should we call pissing in a minge mid coitus?

Golden Power Shower?

Golden Pump Shower?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

That's fuck all mate. Anyone can do that. I just about cut the end of my thumb odd today with an Olfa knife.
Spent the afternoon in A&E getting stitched up.
Next **** to call me a bag o milk **** gets a pic.

Bag o milk moose fucking ****

 

[TCIB]

Finally! This is bluemoons chance to be the origin of an urban dictionary entry. We should open this up to debate.

What should we call pissing in a minge mid coitus?

defo got to nail this and send it to the viz

 

[johnny on the spot]

Oh dear...

 

[aguero93:20]

That's fuck all mate. Anyone can do that. I just about cut the end of my thumb odd today with an Olfa knife.
Spent the afternoon in A&E getting stitched up.
Next **** to call me a bag o milk **** gets a pic.

Bag o milk ****.

 

[stony]

Oh dear...

Haha, lego nipple clamps

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Finally! This is bluemoons chance to be the origin of an urban dictionary entry. We should open this up to debate.

What should we call pissing in a minge mid coitus?

Its called a golden douche mate. Sorry.

 

[stony]

Golden Power Shower?

Winner so far.

 

[stony]

Its called a golden douche mate. Sorry.

Oh FFS.

 

[aguero93:20]

Winner so far.

I preferred Pump.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Also, this is a genuine sex Q&A letter to Buzzfeed, which is as vanilla as it gets:

 

[BimboBob]

Oh dear...

Haha...now the other ones mate!

Oh FFS.

What?

Fucking hell.


On a side note I'm already in the Urban Dictionary. And have been since 2003. I have no idea why.

 

[jonmcity]

Quim gushing

 

[BimboBob]

Golden Doughnut is pissing in the other hole.