Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners

[kaz7]

Never trust a virtual stranger who says they are falling for you,a guy once told me he loved me on the 2nd date,creepy

 

[snorky]

All joking aside, it seems Miss Whiplash has got it bad for this intrepid adventurer. She's real, she lives alone and she likes the cut of my jib.

If it all goes south, then so fucking be it. I'll take one for the team.

You da man. Go Jots!

 

[york away to this!]

I for one applaud the laying out of the first divine rush of young love on this thread for us all to see, to witness, to be part of. Keep it going for many years, it could be like BM's very own "Archers".

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

Never trust a virtual stranger who says they are falling for you,a guy once told me he loved me on the 2nd date,creepy

That's because he thought you were Jamie lee Curtis and was after the celebrity life style !!! ( you said it not me ) :+)

 

[kaz7]

That's because he thought you were Jamie lee Curtis and was after the celebrity life style !!! ( you said it not me ) :+)

Haha,he was a policeman as well,probably his version of a chat up line

 

[andyhinch]

Haha,he was a policeman as well,probably his version of a chat up line

He probably just wanted to take down your particulars ;-)

 

[kaz7]

He probably just wanted to take down your particulars ;-)

I dread to think what he wanted to do with his truncheon lol

 

[andyhinch]

I dread to think what he wanted to do with his truncheon lol

You'll be giving JOTs woman something else to think about

 

[johnny on the spot]

You'll be giving JOTs woman something else to think about

She needs no further encouragement.

 

[TonyM]

I hope this thread isn't going to be used as evidence at some later date. Some great quotes anyway for the docudrama to follow.

Best of luck Johnny. Enjoy it all while you can. You'll be too old for "that sort of thing" soon enough!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I dread to think what he wanted to do with his truncheon lol

Was it the side handle one?

 

[kaz7]

Was it the side handle one?

Yes one of those,i know my bits are like a tunnel but i couldn't fit that in

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

Haha,he was a policeman as well,probably his version of a chat up line

Yeah right a policeman and a nurse ,ideal for a bit of uniform role play :+)

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

Yes one of those,i know my bits are like a tunnel but i couldn't fit that in

http://crimebodge.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/battering.jpg

 

[york away to this!]

^^^all helmet jokes in here please...

 

[kaz7]

Yeah right a policeman and a nurse ,ideal for a bit of uniform role play :+)

It has been done ,as well as sailors and firemen in uniform,we had a riot in the nurses home

 

[jimharri]

It has been done ,as well as sailors and firemen in uniform,we had a riot in the nurses home

They (yep, them again) reckon the secret of being a good fireman is how he uses his hose, really. Get those flames doused as quickly as you can.

 

[kaz7]

They (yep, them again) reckon the secret of being a good fireman is how he uses his hose, really. Get those flames doused as quickly as you can.

Hose you say,be back in a bit
Cue @bluegirl74 telling me off lol

 

[aguero93:20]

How's the arse johnny?

 

[aguero93:20]

Saw this earlier and thought of you @johnny on the spot

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