Everton Thread - 2023/24

[Toffeedude]

I have very little hope for today. Prove me wrong please Everton.

I would expect them to get every decision go their way after the recent cry arsing. Then again, we are gash so even that probably won't matter ha ha.

Come on you Toffees.

 

[johnevans]

I have very little hope for today. Prove me wrong please Everton.

I would expect them to get every decision go their way after the recent cry arsing. Then again, we are gash so even that probably won't matter ha ha.

Come on you Toffees.

By the Blonde Hair of The Blessed St Alex of the Golden Vision and The Sacred Left Peg of St Kevin of Sheedy, may you keep a clean sheet and then steal a last minute winner in off VVD's backside to do everyone (and not just City) a huge favour..

 

[Asa's left peg]

I have very little hope for today. Prove me wrong please Everton.

I would expect them to get every decision go their way after the recent cry arsing. Then again, we are gash so even that probably won't matter ha ha.

Come on you Toffees.

Just in case you do, Howard has already got the apology template email ready with the date and game filled in.

Common you magnificent Toffee men! Put on a show for your latest, faceless owners!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I have very little hope for today. Prove me wrong please Everton.

I would expect them to get every decision go their way after the recent cry arsing. Then again, we are gash so even that probably won't matter ha ha.

Come on you Toffees.

When we couldn't even get into the Rag penalty area for nigh on two decades I always use to say to the Raggies that sooner or later, probably a lot later rather than sooner, we are gonna beat you. And the longer we wait the sweeter it will be! The time will come, just out of the blue (see what I did there?) I think these results always come when least expected. EFC 1-0 Beto.

Mind, yer've had some shitehawks reffing Merseyside derbies. Let's hope yer get one who doesn't give a fuck for Klippity's theatricals in the techy area.

 

[Zabbasbeard]

I have very little hope for today. Prove me wrong please Everton.

I would expect them to get every decision go their way after the recent cry arsing. Then again, we are gash so even that probably won't matter ha ha.

Come on you Toffees.

All the vert best today. Hope you can at least take a point off that despicable cult.

 

[PPT]

I’d never wish an injury on any player but I will make an exception for that snidey twat Robertson. Karma really can be a woman…

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Just in case you do, Howard has already got the apology template email ready with the date and game filled in.

Common you magnificent Toffee men! Put on a show for your latest, faceless owners!

They can put on a show and the ref will still screw 'em. Remember the Joleon pen in added time after the Dippers had been given one! Yeah, Jole was left on the deck penalty-less with Crappenberg laughing all the fuckin' way to Mellwood!

 

[mexico1970]

I support these fuckers twice a year and twice a year they disappoint.

Before you go down do the double over your Dolphin sounding brethren.

 

[jimharri]

I support these fuckers twice a year and twice a year they disappoint.

Before you go down do the double over your Dolphin sounding brethren.

More chance of me getting Halle Berry's phone number than Everton getting anything today. I'm not even bothering watching it; I'll take a look at the Preston/Millwall game instead.

 

[mexico1970]

More chance of me getting Halle Berry's phone number than Everton getting anything today. I'm not even bothering watching it; I'll take a look at the Preston/Millwall game instead.

I'm in Manchester on an errand so like you thankfully I will miss the dry bumming and the orgy of a commentators room.

When I say errand I don't mean taking bottles back to collect the money on them :)