Favourite lines from Viz

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Rude Kid, genius, my fav of his was "piss up a rope fuckstick"

 

[-dabz-]

"Dixcel: it wipes the shit off your arse and your finger won't go through"

A paper Ballerina? ;O)

 

[Bill]

reverend ringpiece (he has a cathedral up his arse)

bumfaced goats.

just outstanding.

 

[nw42]

Snudging, -- To sniff a ladies bicycle seat, once vacated, excellent pastime

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Aldridge Prior the hopeless liar, Roger Mellie, Biffa Bacon all favourites. George Bestial was quality piss take as well.

I am the Nolan sisters was a used line, whenever we thought someone was lying in our house at Uni. Along with fnarr fnarr when anyone said anything slightly sexual.

 

[malg]

I remember this one caused a bit of an outrage!

 

[malg]

Not everything was a joke with them:

 

[-dabz-]

reverend ringpiece (he has a cathedral up his arse)

bumfaced goats.

just outstanding.

The rotating chin men....:O)
Tommy Trotters Totty Allotment.

 

[dan_bo]

Rude Kid, genius, my fav of his was "piss up a rope fuckstick"

MASSIVE ELEPHANT FANNY

 

[dan_bo]

'The drunk bakers' is a current favourite and borderline genius.

 

[-dabz-]

The Elton John gift wrap scam.

 

[NipHolmes]

BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.



Genius.

 

[-dabz-]

Not everything was a joke with them:

Aye, the boys at Viz could turn their hand to serious journalism when they needed to.

 

[Bill]

if you have "one cut wally" in your collection i'd be willing to part with my wife, daughter and season ticket :)

ok not the season ticket.

 

[papillon]

Top tip

Always keep an empty bottle of milk in your fridge just in case someone comes round who has black coffee.

 

[-dabz-]

if you have "one cut wally" in your collection i'd be willing to part with my wife, daughter and season ticket :)

ok not the season ticket.

Any idea with the issue number? I'll have a look.

 

[Bill]

if you have "one cut wally" in your collection i'd be willing to part with my wife, daughter and season ticket :)

ok not the season ticket.

Any idea with the issue number? I'll have a look.

i reckon from the annual from around 5 years ago. i'll have a think.

 

[DelToro]

I remember someone wrote a letter and he was Patrick Thistle from Partick Thistle.

 

[-dabz-]

Benson & Hedges
AESTHETE FAGS

Government Health Warning

Smoking aesthete fags may lead to foppishly
dandified affectations and the coughing of
blood into a silk handkerchief

6mg Tar 0.5 Nicotine 32 mg Peacock Feathers

 

[blue cigar]

Mick jagger smoking a cigar- when one is at the point of no return on the shitter. To have ones richard stuck half way out of the bomb bay.

Viz is fukin genius