Favourite lines from Viz

[-dabz-]

The Elton John gift wrap scam.

 

[NipHolmes]

BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.



Genius.

 

[-dabz-]

Not everything was a joke with them:

Aye, the boys at Viz could turn their hand to serious journalism when they needed to.

 

[Bill]

if you have "one cut wally" in your collection i'd be willing to part with my wife, daughter and season ticket :)

ok not the season ticket.

 

[papillon]

Top tip

Always keep an empty bottle of milk in your fridge just in case someone comes round who has black coffee.

 

[-dabz-]

if you have "one cut wally" in your collection i'd be willing to part with my wife, daughter and season ticket :)

ok not the season ticket.

Any idea with the issue number? I'll have a look.

 

[Bill]

if you have "one cut wally" in your collection i'd be willing to part with my wife, daughter and season ticket :)

ok not the season ticket.

Any idea with the issue number? I'll have a look.

i reckon from the annual from around 5 years ago. i'll have a think.

 

[DelToro]

I remember someone wrote a letter and he was Patrick Thistle from Partick Thistle.

 

[-dabz-]

Benson & Hedges
AESTHETE FAGS

Government Health Warning

Smoking aesthete fags may lead to foppishly
dandified affectations and the coughing of
blood into a silk handkerchief

6mg Tar 0.5 Nicotine 32 mg Peacock Feathers

 

[blue cigar]

Mick jagger smoking a cigar- when one is at the point of no return on the shitter. To have ones richard stuck half way out of the bomb bay.

Viz is fukin genius