Favourite lines from Viz

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Rude Kid, genius, my fav of his was "piss up a rope fuckstick"

 

[-dabz-]

"Dixcel: it wipes the shit off your arse and your finger won't go through"

A paper Ballerina? ;O)

 

[Bill]

reverend ringpiece (he has a cathedral up his arse)

bumfaced goats.

just outstanding.

 

[nw42]

Snudging, -- To sniff a ladies bicycle seat, once vacated, excellent pastime

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Aldridge Prior the hopeless liar, Roger Mellie, Biffa Bacon all favourites. George Bestial was quality piss take as well.

I am the Nolan sisters was a used line, whenever we thought someone was lying in our house at Uni. Along with fnarr fnarr when anyone said anything slightly sexual.

 

[malg]

I remember this one caused a bit of an outrage!

 

[malg]

Not everything was a joke with them:

 

[-dabz-]

reverend ringpiece (he has a cathedral up his arse)

bumfaced goats.

just outstanding.

The rotating chin men....:O)
Tommy Trotters Totty Allotment.

 

[dan_bo]

Rude Kid, genius, my fav of his was "piss up a rope fuckstick"

MASSIVE ELEPHANT FANNY

 

[dan_bo]

'The drunk bakers' is a current favourite and borderline genius.