Ferguson retires - Moyes new manager

[Balti]

ok has the elaborate hoax been rumbled yet?

it wasn't true was it? David Moyes!!!! what it's actually true????????????

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stop it now just stop....david Moyes yeah right....
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[samharris]

Erm ...remind me again please...who was that other manager who had his team playing quite well and regularely kept them up mid table on a tight budget was ??? ermm ??erm??

Oh yeah Mark Hughes..

we all saw what happened when he went to a proper club and was given some dosh :)

 

[The perfect fumble]

I have never in my life witnessed such a concerted effort by the media in general and the rags in particular to collectively polish a turd.
Some of the revisionism from the usual suspects makes Stalin look like a novice.
If us or Chelsea had taken Moyes on, everybody would be making great play of the fact we had got rid of a manager who won things for one who doesn't, and how it was a retrograde step.
But because it's the rags, he is suddenly the Second Coming.
It really is fucking priceless.

To think, for years all united fans did was point at us and simultaneously laugh and now fate has bestowed upon us the gift of reciprocation.

Do they still sing "let's all laugh at City" at old trafford any more?

How the tables have turned, my friend.
Yet seemingly at odds with the media and rag clamour for the canonisation and beatification of Saint David, the bookmakers are singularly unimpressed, as their price to retain the title has drifted markedly since the managerial appointment, not to mention the odd few million wiped off their value on the Stock Exchange, so hardly a great endorsement from the city either.
Which is a shame.

If you take a step back from all this, the appointment is utterly ludicrous if you look at Utd as a business. A successful corporation of this magnitude, looking to recruit a senior operations manager, would scour the bloody planet for the best qualified person, appointing Moyes is akin to hiring my Gran to run Microsoft.

 

[samharris]

just been speaking to a red at work about Moyes. Guess what, he's happy with the appointment and he said that he was his first choice once Guardiola wasn't available.

The funny thing is, he pronounced his name Moy-ez! Is this an example of how much your average utd fan knows about football or have they actually employed some top Spanish coach and not the joke from Everton?

Its not Moy-ez.. It's Moy-precious. ;)

 

[jrb]

latest twist.

Fergie is ragging apparently as somebody close to him let the cat out of the bag about him retiring.

Apparently he wanted it kept quiet until *he* announced it on the pitch at the end of United's last home .

What goes around.............

 

[The perfect fumble]

just been speaking to a red at work about Moyes. Guess what, he's happy with the appointment and he said that he was his first choice once Guardiola wasn't available.

The funny thing is, he pronounced his name Moy-ez! Is this an example of how much your average utd fan knows about football or have they actually employed some top Spanish coach and not the joke from Everton?

Its not Moy-ez.. It's Moy-precious. ;)

Bill Kenwright, in an emotional state, has finally broken his silence over Utd stealing Moyes away from The Toffees....

"We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses." "Leave now, and never come back!" "We told him to go away... and away he goes, Precious! Gone, gone, gone!

 

[southstand117]

latest twist.

Fergie is ragging apparently as somebody close to him let the cat out of the bag about him retiring.

Apparently he wanted it kept quiet until *he* announced it on the pitch at the end of United's last home .

What goes around.............

I'd heard that united players had a golf day on Tuesday and mark ogden the jurno was there and all the players was talking openly about him retiring and he leaked the story. Thats where it came from apparently.

 

[samharris]

latest twist.

Fergie is ragging apparently as somebody close to him let the cat out of the bag about him retiring.

Apparently he wanted it kept quiet until *he* announced it on the pitch at the end of United's last home .

What goes around.............

I'd heard that united players had a golf day on Tuesday and mark ogden the jurno was there and all the players was talking openly about him retiring and he leaked the story. Thats where it came from apparently.

Typical fookin Rags.. always blabbing !!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

latest twist.

Fergie is ragging apparently as somebody close to him let the cat out of the bag about him retiring.

Apparently he wanted it kept quiet until *he* announced it on the pitch at the end of United's last home .

What goes around.............

I'd heard that united players had a golf day on Tuesday and mark ogden the jurno was there and all the players was talking openly about him retiring and he leaked the story. Thats where it came from apparently.

Ragden showing his integrity as usual.

 

[Bill]

Best of all was Sky doing a comparison with Mancini...

Head to head premier League.. blah blah....

They didn't mention trophies though for some reason

No mention of his Head to heads against Chelsea,Arsenal,Spurs or Mickeys though.

The best part yesterday of the shrieking Scot Jim Whyte's "Live" reporting from The Swamp were the interviews with the United fans outside the Megastore.

5 fans were chosen (unusually all had Manc accents) each and every one sang the praises of the Trophy -less former Everton Manager.

I cant believe that you can get 5 Utd fans at random without any of them calling for Mourinho. Where's the "Agenda" thread gone.

he was embarrassing. he and sky are shitting it. if moyes(now the best manager in the history of our beautiful game )doesnt hit the ground running utd will be off the pace. cue millions of thai, jap and the rest of asia turning sky sports off.

sky are going to lose billiions of pounds over this.

get ready for the kicking city agenda to go right through the roof.