invisibleman92
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"TEVEZ!....U LAZYYYYY BASTARD!"
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Funniest thing you have heard at a match
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chappy190
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At last years carling cup game against arsenal when the last goal went in a guy two rows infront stood up turn round and shouted at us "ive got a semi on " which i found amusing
manimanc
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A FEMALE FRIEND OF OURS CAME TO A MATCH A FEW YEARS AGO AND ASKED WHY DO THE TEAMS CHANGE ENDS AT HALF TIME,that after my mate had his mrs ask him what lamp shades she should buy for the house...
MCFC BOB
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At today's game.
'Sit down, Allardyce. You fat walrus'.
'Sit down, Allardyce. You fat walrus'.
daveduke67
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MCFC BOB said:At today's game.
'Sit down, Allardyce. You fat walrus'.
That isn't funny. It's a polite request teamed with an accurate observation.
Liverpool at home about 2005?, Harry Kewell was playing for them and his missus was in I'm a Celebrity at the time with amongst other Cannon & Ball. City Fans, every time he took throw in/corner (to the "Champions League, you're havin a laugh" tune)
"Cannon & Ball are shaggin your wife, Cannon & Ball are shaggin your wife"
Funny as
"Cannon & Ball are shaggin your wife, Cannon & Ball are shaggin your wife"
Funny as
allan harper
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harryblue said:Liverpool at home about 2005?, Harry Kewell was playing for them and his missus was in I'm a Celebrity at the time with amongst other Cannon & Ball. City Fans, every time he took throw in/corner (to the "Champions League, you're havin a laugh" tune)
"Cannon & Ball are shaggin your wife, Cannon & Ball are shaggin your wife"
Funny as
You can thank Mr Simon Towers of Lancaster for that song......
The Beast 111
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Liverpool at home this season in 111 it started pissing down and someone just screamed "YOUR SHIT AND YOUR GETTING WET" to the scousers which carried on for about 10 minutes<br /><br />-- 15 Sep 2010 23:41 --<br /><br />[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pACI9rHmmyI[/youtube]
so so funny when you first hear it
so so funny when you first hear it
bigbadbrad
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Portsmouth away and playin shite. Random pissed guy shouts i might have a benjani tonight, half rice half chips.
daveduke67
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Where were you when you were shit - Newcastle to us a few weeks ago!