Funny one-off chants

[Didsbury Dave]

When Blobby Fowler was playing for us around his birthday
There was a player injured and receiving treatment, so whilst waiting for the corner to be taken, the South stand sang "we all live in a Robbie Fowler house" and followed it swiftly with a rendition of "Happy birthday to you"

Who was the goalie who was diagnosed with a bi polar disorder and we sang "Two .... .... there's only two ... ...."

It was Andy Gorum and he was schizophrenic. And so was Andy Gorum.

 

[davymcfc]

Just after rover had gone bust at Aston villa away. To the tune of Amarillo

Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na naa
Where the fucks your rover gone?

 

[Mike N]

"Wenger's scraping the barrel"

Sang in the Main stand when we were 4-0 down to Arsenal within 30 minutes and he brings Henry and Vieira on.

I really didnt like this kind of gallows humour. That night it was particularly cringy.<br /><br />-- Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:56 pm --<br /><br />

We all live in a Robbie Fowler house

The worst chant ever sung by the blues. Shocking.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

To tune of Quinn's disco pants.

Seammmmans pony tail is the bestttt it goes down from his head to his arseeee
And it's longer than wanchopes dick,
Seamans pony tail.

 

[SS117]

Fat Spanish waiter

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Just after rover had gone bust at Aston villa away. To the tune of Amarillo

Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na naa
Where the fucks your rover gone?

just remembered another cracker at villa away, maybe 4 years ago. Possibly sven's team- I'm a bit hazy on this one.

We went 2 or 3 nil up early and were singing 'this is the way to hammer villa' to that tune.

 

[Blue Mist]

"Wenger's scraping the barrel"

Sang in the Main stand when we were 4-0 down to Arsenal within 30 minutes and he brings Henry and Vieira on.

I really didnt like this kind of gallows humour. That night it was particularly cringy.

-- Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:56 pm --

We all live in a Robbie Fowler house

The worst chant ever sung by the blues. Shocking.

I aint gonna fall for an obvious wind up by asking 'You are joking right'...... but you are ...... aren't you ?

 

[daztrueblue91]

Remember playing Sunderland a few years back when we hammered them at home.There was this gobby fit bird in the Sunderland end who clearly took offence to the "get your tits out for the lads" chant to which us City fans responded with "your just a shit Cheryl Cole". Her boyfriend then starts giving it the Big one so then us City fans respond again with "Take you slag and fuck off home". and not long after they got escorted out. It was quality

 

[MSP]

Not a chant but I loved when Stoke fans were making fun of Wenger when he was pissed of by some Stoke tackle..

 

[rickyyt]

Gary Neville is a wanker at the arsenal game the other week. Arsenal joined in as we'll must have sounded great on tv.