Great sayings..

[Sid C]

Where there's muck there's brass.

A mucky bit of brass?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

A mucky bit of brass?

Dirty anal is extra.

So a friend said; )

 

[Blue Til Death]

Man with hands in pockets feels cocky all day...!

 

[Blue Til Death]

If all brides are beautiful, where the fuck do ugly wives come from..??

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

Nope I'm still not getting it.

A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph?

1. Who is my father's son? Answer. Me.
2. Who is the father of the man in the photograph?. Answer. Me.
3. Who is the man in the photograph? Answer. My son.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Man with hands in pockets feels cocky all day...!

@snorky will report this to the mods as soon as he reads it; )

 

[snorky]

@snorky will report this to the mods as soon as he reads it; )

Reported.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Reported.

Ok maggot dick.

 

[snorky]

Ok maggot dick.

I am upright and sniffing the air, thanks for asking, arseface.

 

[SWPISHOME]

If I ever asked me Dad anything he’d always say “ I don’t know ask yer mother” anything to do with time or distance “how longs a piece of string”

whereas me mum would say “it’s not up to me you’d better ask yer father”

Or "you just wait until your father comes home!" Shitting yourself for the day praying he doesn't come home from work after doing something wrong:)