laserblue
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Of a hefty lass. "I bet she's got a minge like a bill poster's bucket".
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Great sayings..
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Bill Walker
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What did Montgomery say before the battle of El alamain.
"Get in yer tanks lads"
"Get in yer tanks lads"
laserblue
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Man with hands in pockets feels cocky all day...!
One of a range of 'Confucius said' jokes. Another is man whose wife pesters for grand piano gives her upright organ.
laserblue
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When she fell out of the ugly tree she must have hit every branch on the way down.
Kinkladze 1
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Good things no cheap. Cheap things no good.
Bluethemaway
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Good things no cheap. Cheap things no good.
Buy cheap, buy twice !
Plays By Sense Of Smell
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Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you gotta eat!
TCIB
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"Fix the fucker and fuck off"
- My father
- My father
jimharri
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And they say romance is dead.Of a hefty lass. "I bet she's got a minge like a bill poster's bucket".