Great sayings..

[Blue_eyes]

A mate of mine had a good attitude for racial equality re women, "they are all the same colour inside.....pink."

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

More pricks than a second hand pin cushion (dart board).

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

"Like throwing a sausage down an alley"

 

[Two Gun Bob]

A face only a mother could love.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

My dad used to say to me... " In one ear, out the other.."

 

[Bill Walker]

My mother used to say to me

"You've got a rude awakening coming"

No idea what she meant.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Her fanny looks like a punched lasagne

 

[Tuearts right boot]

"Like throwing a sausage down an alley"

My ex M i L used to say..Like throwing a sausage down George St ( I think she meant the one in Altrincham as she was very well to do you know)

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

“Everyone has a plan...until they get punched in the face.”