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Great sayings..
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idahoblues
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He's a can shy of a sixpack
Millwallawayveteran1988
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“Women marry men thinking they will change. Men marry women thinking they won’t. Both are often left disappointed.”
Sir peace frog
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use it up , wear it out, make it do or do without
Bluemanc100
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I like “I wouldn’t get off her for a shit” When you see a rather attractive young lady.
I heard a great one though from a Norwegian engineer when I was there for a job... “I would drink her morning piss”
I heard a great one though from a Norwegian engineer when I was there for a job... “I would drink her morning piss”
Bluemanc100
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Off to drop the kids off at the pool
laserblue
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You're just a drunk small claims solicitor.
Stoned Rose
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When I was a kid, if I asked my nana where any female was - usually my mum - she would say she has ran away with a black man.
Never understood where that came from
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Stoned Rose
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What's for tea mam?
"Cow's cock n onions".
Proper 80s south Mcr saying.
"Cow's cock n onions".
Proper 80s south Mcr saying.
idahoblues
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I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from
Stoned Rose
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Post-leathering from my dad......
"Stop crying or I'll give you summat to cry about".
"Stop crying or I'll give you summat to cry about".
Stoned Rose
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"Stand up there beside the fireplace and take that stupid look off your face, "now where were you and how did you get in that state" almost every day from my mum during school summer holidays.
Are you Noel Gallagher?
Stoned Rose
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The pile of shit has a thousand eyes.
From the film Stand by me that one mate.
sir baconface
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“Ever the cynical scientist.“
On my school report for Chemistry.
And from another reacher: “He’s his own worst enemy, although he sometimes deludes himself that I am”.
On my school report for Chemistry.
And from another reacher: “He’s his own worst enemy, although he sometimes deludes himself that I am”.
theinvisibleman
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Tell'em nowt, let'em buy a programme.....
laserblue
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When a kid asking my grandma how old she was. "As old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth."
sir baconface
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“He’s as numb as the piss stone he’s stood at”.
No,but I think he owes me and thousands of school boys a few quid.Are you Noel Gallagher?
Barcon
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My grandad used to say that.Tell'em nowt, let'em buy a programme.....