Gregg Wallace

[Bald fraud]

Nob head

 

[chesterbells]

Nob head

Reckon he’s a bald fraud?

 

[pride in battle]

Pair of CUNTS

 

[Bruno39]

Need a Kieth Floyd thread to balance things out!

Met him a few years ago. Came down to the kitchen I was working in, as he wanted to 'thank the team'. Was at the end of the evening so not massively busy, but still sending food out and closing down. All that was needed was a 'cheers guys' like anyone else you get - 30 seconds worth of pleasantries and a handshake.

Stood at the pass for about 5 minutes trying to have a chat and just got in everyone's way. Whoever said he's autistic is about right - didn't get the hint to just bugger off back to his table and go home. So yeah, very Partridge.

Harmless enough and good luck to him I guess, but seems to enjoy being 'Greg Wallace' far too much.

 

[Victorinodennistua]

Decent hand job off Mary Berry.

And a good stuffing from Bernard’s birdseye.

 

[PinkFinal]

He's got to be a rag

 

[Blue Theatre]

I've always hated him with a passion.
Knows nothing about food (how has he made a career judging it ?), and talks complete nonsense. Or should I say, *SHOUTS* COMPLETE NONSENSE !

The family would always say: "why do you hate him so much - what's he ever done to you ? - seems alright to us".
Now I feel vindicated.

Also, never trust someone with more Gs in their name than every other letter combined ... and who seems weirdly proud of the fact.

 

[bluemoon32]

Colonel sanders
Captain birdseye
Olive oyl
Bernard Matthews
Mary Berry

Findus Rashford

 

[One Fan Clapping]

I’ve never heard of him but read the article. Seems he’s a ‘celebrity’ cook on a reality show!

It’s no wonder he’s got a ‘bloated belly’ if he has breakfast at 10:30 then lunch at midday!

Can you have a bloated belly and a six-pack!?

 

[grant1977]

This is an old article but this one is a corker as well. Comes across very needy yet again

Marriage doesn’t get tougher than this! MasterChef’s Gregg Wallace and his wife of 15 months reveal why she's had to leave him

She says he’s needy, he says she’s taken over his life. He says let’s work at it, she says it’s over – but she won’t move out for three years. Gregg Wallace and his wife Heidi on their whirlwind marriage.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[inchy14]

I’d forgotten about this classic Twitter exchange from a few years ago.

I’ve no idea what he said to him there, maybe it’s because I’m mid ‘50’s, run (outdoors) not walk (indoors), stepdad to an 8 year old (was 3 when I met his mum) who’s also on the spectrum, we both cook, clean, work and don’t have ‘help’ move in with us.

Man’s an utter **** and that accent gets more pronounced anytime he’s on to.

 

[Bruno39]

I’ve never heard of him but read the article. Seems he’s a ‘celebrity’ cook on a reality show!

It’s no wonder he’s got a ‘bloated belly’ if he has breakfast at 10:30 then lunch at midday!

Can you have a bloated belly and a six-pack!?

Not a celebrity cook at all. No doubt knows the ins and outs of seasonal veg, but wouldn't be able to prepare or cook an artichoke properly. Hairy Bikers will know more about cooking than Wallace.

He was a grocer in Covent Garden years ago and has been working for BBC as a presenter personality on their cooking shows for the last 20-odd years.

 

[MadchesterCity]

I'll go against the grain and say I actually like the guy on TV and his programs, unless he is a rag or a dipper then he is a ****!

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Not a celebrity cook at all. No doubt knows the ins and outs of seasonal veg, but wouldn't be able to prepare or cook an artichoke properly. Hairy Bikers will know more about cooking than Wallace.

He was a grocer in Covent Garden years ago and has been working for BBC as a presenter personality on their cooking shows for the last 20-odd years.

How to prepare and cook an artichoke properly? This forum is going to the dogs.

 

[Bald fraud]

Reckon he’s a bald fraud?

Bald ****

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Just took me 10mins to work out the exchange between Nick Holder and Wallace. RT request and worried bout his extra G. That makes him comes across as a proper bell end.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Always worth a watch.

 

[Corky]

Got a lot of time on his hands now he has binned KotK.

 

[bewaresutekh]

Typical Millwall

 

[MCFCTrick]

John Torode - he’s a bit of an odd one as well.

I went to his restaurant or former restaurant a couple of times a while back (Smiths of Smithfield), and he was there walking the floor, so to speak.

He had a really unusual manner about him; hard to explain but he used to come up to the table to make odd comments, and he had this strange habit of staring at you vacantly for an uncomfortably long period before he said anything. He obviously really fancied himself and I stopped going after one particular episode.

I have an in law who behaves in exactly the same manner, the vacant staring before speaking, and god does he think he is something special too. Still, at least he isn't an Aussie.

As for Wallace he has basically a full English at 10.30 each morning then soup and bread at 12pm ...? Odd.