Harry due in court on Monday 23rd January 2012 (merged)

Re: Harry due in court on Monday 23rd January 2012

VOOMER said:
Jasondh said:
Is this the one that went

"I know he paid loads into an offshore account and never gave me a receipt or pay slip but I assumed he had paid the tax on it?"

Even my accountant (£100 a tax return) would raise his eyebrows at that and tell me to get some evidence of the payment. I don't live on the same financial planet as old droopy so imagine how much his account gets paid.

Pull the other one 'wheeler dealer'!

We need a song about this, don't we?

To end of only fools and horses.

No income, tax no vat,
in a bag marked for Arry,
In the court, our out on bail
Harry Redknapps of to jail

Arry's going twitch
Arry's going twitch
Arry's going twitch
Of to be Aki's woman
Of to be Aki's woman.


Haha. Very good!
 
Re: Harry due in court on Monday 23rd January 2012

Prestwich_Blue said:
lionheart said:
Roberto should run along the touchline waving an imaginary Get Out of Jail Free card.

Excellent! But why don't we all bring "Go To Jail" cards and wave those?


Or wear one of these..

fkxqu8.jpg
 
Re: Harry due in court on Monday 23rd January 2012

" No income tax no V A T,
you tried to screw H M R C,
black or white,rich or poor,
Twitchers gonna be an inmate whore"
 
Re: Harry due in court on Monday 23rd January 2012

Maybe, play some songs by The Police at the stadium.
The only one's I can think of, are these.

No Time This Time
The Bed's Too Big Without You
Truth Hits Everybody
Low Life
 

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