A duck with a City scarf walks into Txikis office and says
'Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says 'no. Haalands not available'
Duck says ''Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says 'no Mr Duck, Haalands not available'
Duck says 'Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says ' ffs Duck, Haalands not available''
Duck says 'Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says 'for the last time, Haalands not available'
Duck says 'Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says, for the love of Mary, Joseph and the wee man, Haalands not available, and if you ask me once more I will nail your bill shut and your fucking feet to the desk.
Duck says 'Gonna get nails'
Txiki says head in hands, 'no not gonna get nails'
Duck says 'Gonna get Haaland'