I can see this being a Hodgson a la Liverpool result if ti happens.
Can you imagine 'Arry's team talk
"You two out on the wings, sprint up till you see a white line in front of you - make sure it isn't the centre circle. Knock in a high ball to Drogbie.
Lamps, run into the square thing at the end of the pitch with the net at the end of it.
Drogbie, you head it down for Lamps. If we're unlucky there'll be more around.
Torrie, you sit on the bench - my wife can score better than you.
Errm, all you other guys playing in the middle of the pitch, try and run into the square thing also.
You defenders, ahh sod it, you try and get in the square thing also.
If the ball lands at any of your feet boot it at the onion bag
T'riffic, that's all you need to do to play decent english footie"