Two Gun Bob
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They made me see things that were not there boss. A standard lamp sprouted legs and walked across the sitting room. I tried desperately to open the window but my hand morphed through the handle whilst a Senoir Mr Whippy ice cream van flew slowly past in silent homage. I walked from one end of the kitchen and became as small as the dog bowl and when I walked backwards I became bigger than the ceiling. The newspaper print on my copy of the F.T danced without a single note of music being played, and then as quickly as it had all begun the hallucinations ended only to be replaced by uncontrollable laughter that continued for a further 3 hours. The devils work boss..the devils work. I do not do drugs but this mushrooming expedition to the Rozzendorf hills shall never again be repeated. They have nipples on the top and apparently contain psilcybin, but with the assistance of my drafted in experienced picker we managed to pan a full basket mixing it in with meaty Bovril and clearly I took too much. I think Gin is a much more stable concoction with infusions of juniperis and for those not in the know is a distilled alcoholic drink that derives its predominant flavour from juniper berries (Juniperus communis). This was a one off that was never ever to be repeated. Do not do it and all you gotta do is be yourself !
Just Say No !
If plod is looking in then I am known to have a vivid imagination and non of the above ever even happened eh and I made it all up. That is all:
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