I'm feeling pretty chipper thank you. What a fucking ride we're on.
Over the last six seasons I've seen us score 528 goals in the Premier League alone. That's 88 a season compared with Liverpool's 76 and United's rather embarrassing 63.
I've seen us amass 492 points an average of 82 a season whilst Liverpool have averaged 73 and the rags a paltry 69.
Even without all the trophies we've won, that is probably the most consistent and entertaining side in Premier League history (which is, as you know, the only history that counts)(unless you're a Liverpool fan in which case it's the 80s).
I am loving it.
I think when Pep leaves, our average points total under him will be higher than the record points total before he arrived in England (95)