Huge Spider In My House

[SWP's back]

Fucking hell do you live in the Amazon jungle?

Bornean (for most of the year, wife works for Shell, main residence on the coast in RSA).

Lots of spiders and snakes everywhere. I was pretty scared of both until moved here. Now I pick up paradise tree snakes with my hands to get them out of the house or garage. If you’d told me that 3 years I’d have laughed.

What I do fucking hate are scorpions. I have some deep seated visceral dislike of those cunts.

 

[kaz7]

I once hoovered a big bastard up, when i went to change the bag some time later it ran out , very much alive , i nearly had a fucking heart attack ! I have a spidey catching suction thing , gets wasps as well so it is brill, always put them out

 

[blue b4 the moon]

One of the bonuses of living on the coast is the spiders are all pussies.

Gone are the days of chunky muscle leg ones with a big meaty body that would shit me up. It's all small body & thin legs now.....I can cope with them.

 

[mexico1970]

One of the bonuses of living on the coast is the spiders are all pussies.

Gone are the days of chunky muscle leg ones with a big meaty body that would shit me up. It's all small body & thin legs now.....I can cope with them.

Muscular Spiders?

Fuck living anywhere near you mate.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Muscular Spiders?

Fuck living anywhere near you mate.

They seemed chunky to me when in Oldham...maybe I over exaggerated!

 

[mexico1970]

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They seemed chunky to me when in Oldham...maybe I over exaggerated!

No mate that's a big bastard IMHO ;)

 

[kaz7]

I once watched a spider on my window spin a web , it was beautiful actually

 

[aguero93:20]

Spiders in the house have started killing each other, think we've a couple of different breeds that don't get on, have found a few webbed up and sucked dry.
They need to put their differences aside and do their job.

 

[snorky]

I once hoovered a big bastard up, when i went to change the bag some time later it ran out , very much alive , i nearly had a fucking heart attack ! I have a spidey catching suction thing , gets wasps as well so it is brill, always put them out

'Never suffer a wasp to live.'

Its in the scriptures.

 

[TonyM]

I only like the City supporting ones. The rest are cunts.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

I only like the City supporting ones. The rest are cunts.

Like this one:

 

[denislawsbackheel]

English house spiders die quickly if put outside.

 

[JULES]

Tarantulas are actually very docile and would make good pets but my cat fucking hates spiders (and snakes, fucker killed a Sumatran spitting cobra two months ago) so it’s more humane to release it elsewhere.

a wrinkler ? used to get those up on the high veld

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Had a leech
in my bathroom last month first time ever.

You have an en suite pond ??

 

[mexico1970]

You have an en suite pond ??

It was just doing backflips on the floor, apparently pets bring them in, and considering my Cat has eaten all of the fucking Spiders the other bugs have free reign in Mexico towers ;)

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

How big is absolutely huge?

About 8 foot.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I raise you this that I just caught and let go a few houses down.

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What is it? A Masonry Spider?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

What is it? A Masonry Spider?

It wasn’t allowed to tell him.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Peppermint scent keeps spiders bugs flies mice rats out of the house

 

[denislawsbackheel]

True that.
I had herb planters either side of my patio doors this summer.
No bothered by flies at night at all for the first time.