Hulk, A Target?!

Is it harsh to compare him to Kolarov? Known for a powerhouse left foot but not much else?

I don't know loads about Hulk apart from highlights and the games against us plus everyone rages on about his power shot and being a real-life version of a cartoon character.

I love Kolarov really. Honest.
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
This guy is absolutely fucking shit with a capital S.

Fat, lazy, wants to shoot at every opportunity.

Apparently we hurt his feelings at the Etihad and he tried to report us to UEFA for mocking him.

Biggest myth in football.
not a fan then mate! ;-)
 
richards30 said:
tolmie's hairdoo said:
This guy is absolutely fucking shit with a capital S.

Fat, lazy, wants to shoot at every opportunity.

Apparently we hurt his feelings at the Etihad and he tried to report us to UEFA for mocking him.

Biggest myth in football.
not a fan then mate! ;-)


He is absolute wank, and that's me being kind.

I wonder if his nickname wasn't the Hulk how much rep he would have.

A very poor man's Tevez.
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
richards30 said:
tolmie's hairdoo said:
This guy is absolutely fucking shit with a capital S.

Fat, lazy, wants to shoot at every opportunity.

Apparently we hurt his feelings at the Etihad and he tried to report us to UEFA for mocking him.

Biggest myth in football.
not a fan then mate! ;-)


He is absolute wank, and that's me being kind.


I wonder if his nickname wasn't the Hulk how much rep he would have.

A very poor man's Tevez.
think he's chelski bound then tolm?
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
richards30 said:
tolmie's hairdoo said:
This guy is absolutely fucking shit with a capital S.

Fat, lazy, wants to shoot at every opportunity.

Apparently we hurt his feelings at the Etihad and he tried to report us to UEFA for mocking him.

Biggest myth in football.
not a fan then mate! ;-)


He is absolute wank, and that's me being kind.

I wonder if his nickname wasn't the Hulk how much rep he would have.

A very poor man's Tevez.

Or in Chelsea's case, a pretty rich man's worse version of Tevez.
 
bojinov29 said:
tolmie's hairdoo said:
richards30 said:
not a fan then mate! ;-)


He is absolute wank, and that's me being kind.


I wonder if his nickname wasn't the Hulk how much rep he would have.

A very poor man's Tevez.
think he's chelski bound then tolm?


I fucking well hope so!

Abramovich would kill for Tevez, so this signing has all the hallmarks of getting his poor imitation.

And that's doing Tevez a massive disservice.
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
This guy is absolutely fucking shit with a capital S.

Fat, lazy, wants to shoot at every opportunity.

Apparently we hurt his feelings at the Etihad and he tried to report us to UEFA for mocking him.

Biggest myth in football.

Couldn't agree more.
Diving waste of space!
 
I honestly don't know what all the fuss is about...I wantched him in the Europa cup final last season in Ireland and he was shite...fat **** too.
 
Scareye said:
tolmie's hairdoo said:
This guy is absolutely fucking shit with a capital S.

Fat, lazy, wants to shoot at every opportunity.

Apparently we hurt his feelings at the Etihad and he tried to report us to UEFA for mocking him.

Biggest myth in football.

Couldn't agree more.
Diving waste of space!
Sums him up. Off to Chelski anyway apparently LOL
 

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