It's Quiet Thread 15 - Txiki Blinders

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Trick is use less water, you'll be clutching your arse in no time

Ha! Says I have to drink water on top of the two litres of prep!!

Told not to eat since 9am and white toast was pretty much the only thing allowed on the low fibre eat list :(

 

[eastlandsblue]

traore,
110 games
7 goals
13 assists
quick and strong as fuck ill give him that, but as a main striker , ask them to feel your bumps whilst they sort ya arse out @tolmie's hairdoo :)

Built like a bull, but the sort you'd find in a China shop. He makes great runs but rarely picks the right pass. And his shooting leaves a lot to be desired. 40m would be the most I'd risk on him

 

[teddykgb]

Icardi stinks I’d definitely rather play Delap than play him.

Adama is a player someone like Arsenal should be looking at hoping they can teach him end product. Pretty much the last thing we need is another dangerous player who isn’t much of a goal threat

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Any word about whether we will prioritise a striker or a left-back, mate?

Wasn't told who or what, just Txiki has been offered a couple of possible options since Friday.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Orange is the worst. Hope you got Lemon.

Orange squash :(

Nasty.

 

[ScottSinclair]

why do we keep suggesting options that dont improve us at all? icardi is far from being good enough for us

As an alternative I'd argue he is exactly the kind of option this squad needs, prolific and comes alive in the box. Also probably easy to get.

The issue is that he is easy to get because he is a massive ****

 

[Jimmyberg]

why do we keep suggesting options that dont improve us at all? icardi is far from being good enough for us

Agree, all we have to look forward to, is that idiot Jim White giving us hope and then nothing happening on deadline day show

 

[bobmcfc]

Ha! Says I have to drink water on top of the two litres of prep!!

Told not to eat since 9am and white toast was pretty much the only thing allowed on the low fibre eat list :(

It's either not going to work or you'll be on the loo all night. If you can't get it to work then theyll flush you with an enema, if they do that please don't trust them when they say it may take a while to work. Run to that bathroom as soon as the nozzle comes out haha

 

[walker_is_faster]

Pep on questions is striker still on shopping list he answer: "I don't think so" Maybe club are looking for left back.

 

[bobmcfc]

Pep on questions is striker still on shopping list he answer: "I don't think so" Maybe club are looking for left back.

God I hope not.

 

[Manc in London]

Yep, Moviprep. Just on my second litre!

Nothing :(

I feel for you.

The moviprep process is far worse than the actual procedure, in my opinion. You will hardly feel anything during the colonoscopy. You will be bloody hungry after it.

 

[Hesperus]

Yep, Moviprep. Just on my second litre!

Nothing :(

It’ll work, don’t worry about that!

Had it last year.

I also had sedation during the procedure. Found it uncomfortable to start with so they fully sedated me.

 

[Coatigan]

I have to say I'm now at a stage I'd rather see us show a bit of nerve and sit out the last two days and go into the season with what we have. Rather than going for a some obscure down the list option.

Obviously if the club can pull a laye deal off for the likes of Nuno Mendes, or another long term target like Morriba, great. But to pay big on deadline day for a late attempt at someone that will make do, I'd rather see us sit tight and get it right next window or summer.

 

[argyle]

There seems to be more movement in Tolmie's bowels than on the transfer front.

 

[Coatigan]

There seems to be more movement in Tolmie's bowels than on the transfer front.

More light at the end of His tunnel than this transfer one too!

 

[domalino]

Id take Traore every day of the week ahead of Sterling.

The fact you need to slag other members off (all tell porkies...) to support your opinion really sums you up.

Of course you would.

Adama Traore is everything you claim hate about Sterling x10, which is why he's playing for Wolves and not a multiple premier league winner, CL regular and international, but he's not actually Sterling , so of course you prefer him.

 

[blue ranger]

There seems to be more movement in Tolmie's bowels than on the transfer front.

Txiki will be offered players every day of the week. Genuinely don’t see anything happening. Lock the thread til next summer.

 

[blue 2]

G

Yep, Moviprep. Just on my second litre!

Nothing.

Good luck mate I really hope everything goes well this is where all this transfer speculation is put into perspective. Take care blue.

 

[Blu3m00n91]

Sunday night and I’m sat reading comments about someone’s arse. I was hoping to be hearing news about a striker ffs. Bank holiday weekend down the shitter (pun absolutely intended)

 

[Bluemoon has risen]

Adam Traore has scored 7 PL goals in his entire career. Raheem Sterling managed that in 2016/17 season.

It's not even a comparison