Northerndave
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Unusual way to describe your wife....
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Ste1969
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It's probably @dronefromsector7G in drag
blumoonrisen
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Just say you're a gay. Not outright with it like, just drop a few hints.
Maybe stare at some blokes on the tram, express certain music tastes and that sort of thing.
Maybe stare at some blokes on the tram, express certain music tastes and that sort of thing.
dronefromsector7G
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Probably?It's probably @dronefromsector7G in drag
Bill Walker
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Buy her a bottle of Buckfast as a gift.
Seems to work.
Seems to work.
Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese
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Have you thought of just calmly telling her you don't remember her at all and asking her to leave you alone ?that's not a euphemism for an erection.
she claims to know me from our childhood.
some of the things she says are very accurate,
but i swear i cannot remember her at all.
more and more i keep bumping into her.
only on the tram, mind.
nowhere else,
just on the tram.
at first i joked to myself that she is following me.
but today and yesterday i got onto a tram that she was already on.
how can that be!?
can you stalk somebody in advance?
and she's so loud.
one of those people who shout the conversation,
so everyone around can hear.
it's really embarrassing.
before you ask,
no, she's not even remotely fit,
she has a hairy blonde face wart thing on her top lip.
i suppose i'm just asking for advice.
what do you do in a situation like this?
have you ever been stalked or been a stalker?
Boring!Have you thought of just calmly telling her you don't remember her at all and asking her to leave you alone ?
Calling @Thorin Oakenshield to the thread.
melrose40yarder
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Happens to me a lot people coming up to me and asking how are u.Last year me and a mate were having a pint after a round of golf,there was a wake in the clubhouse some bloke came outside said our names reckoned he had worked with my mate and me for 15 yrs after he had gone we both said who the fuck was that!It's quite normal to forget people we have known.
Some guy came up to me in Maine Road once and was quite upset that I didn't know the fuck he was. He swore we had worked together. Maybe, but I have worked with many people and my memory is shite.
Maybe you were at school together. Or maybe you have a double and she is mixing you up with someone.
blue b4 the moon
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The time to really worry would be if she was on the next tram that came along ...when i boarded the tram today,
all i heard was this enormous shout...
"CALUM!!!"
i did that thing when you momentarily close your eyes,
quickly gather your thoughts,
open them and pretend to smile,
then walked towards her, ready for the onslaught.
she was sat in the middle of those 3 sideways seats,
the ones opposite the wheelchair/pram bit.
people sat either side of her...
VERY LOUD...
you used to be good-looking, calum.
he's got dreadlocks under that hat, you know.
i thought you'd have been a business man with 2 kids.
i got off immediately at the next stop.
it wasn't where i was going to but i was happy to wait for the next one.
i think i fucked up.
i was uncomfortable,
i was just trying to be nice even though i didn't want to be,
the departing conversation went like this...
me (fuck knows why): grow your hair, it would suit you better.
her: oh thank you calum, thank you, i will.