Roy Keane likes this...
Morrissey is a ****.
Morrisey, Robert Smith and Kathy Bates?Morrissey is a ****.
That's a challenging wank.Morrisey, Robert Smith and Kathy Bates?
Not for M.E.SThat's a challenging wank.
And there's only one bike.Morrisey, Robert Smith and Kathy Bates?
As king Charles starts his recovery, worth remembering he is one of the few royals with a sense of humour
You cant beat the classics.Just to be in on page 2000...
I bloke walks into the chippy and asks for steak and kidney pie with chips.
The owner says "Sorry mate, we only have cheese and onion pies."
"That's alright" replies the bloke, "I've got my bike outside."
If it's any consolation I agree with all of that and more besides. That said, it's just a jokeHis jokes include:
Insisting that the taxpayer should fund his quirky alt medicine activities.
Not paying corporation tax on royal estates.
Telling HMG which helicopters are best for the military.
Interfering with planning applications.
Writing in green ink.
Making his bit on the side (the wife of a mate) the queen.
Speaking in a silly voice.
Oh how I laugh!
Imaginary scene of the movie "Misery", Robert Smith (lead singer of The Cure), is experiencing the misery of being read the autobiography of Morrissey, by captor Kathy Bates.Morrisey, Robert Smith and Kathy Bates?