Joke thread

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Should I use the edit facility?

Go for it, I’ll delete my posts too if you like,

 

[Blue Mist]

Who is he talking to, given he took the lad aside? Himself?

I spotted that flaw as well. 2 out of ten Mr March69.

 

[Idesofmarch69]

To be honest, I think my reputation, such as it is, maybe irrevocably damaged.

 

[Blue Mist]

To be honest, I think my reputation, such as it is, maybe irrevocably damaged.

It's a dangerous place this joke thread, one minute up there soaring with eagles, the next.............

 

[Uwe Already]

It's a dangerous place this joke thread, one minute up there soaring with eagles, the next.............

…down here, snoring with beagles?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

…down here, snoring with beagles?

My thought was eating discarded chips with the seagulls!

 

[dickie davies]

Mr Rangnick was taking his first training session at Carrington. He'd seen United on video and thought they needed a feisty midfielder so he contacted a Polish lad who he thought would fit the bill. They all met up on the training pitch and Rangnick took the lad aside and said in broken English:

"This is ball. Win ball and kick hard between those two white sticks which we call goal".

The lad replied:
"Boss. I learnt how to speak English at the age of three and graduated from Warwick University with a degree in English literature. I understand English".

Rangnick replied:

"I'm not talking to you."

Rags were cracking that one with me when we signed Kaz Deyna

 

[Blue Mist]

Rags were cracking that one with me when we signed Kaz Deyna

Did they tell it as badly


Just askin'

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Did they tell it as badly


Just askin'

 

[dickie davies]

Did they tell it as badly


Just askin'

Bit of a daft question really as it was rags