Joke thread

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[mat]

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Wayne Rooney likes this.

 

[blue44]

Not really a joke but a serious study! ;-)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Not really a joke but a serious study! ;-)



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****!
That’s twenty seconds I’ll never get back.

 

[Bluekiwi]

A likely candidate for a role with VAR ???

Bradley Walsh (on The Chase) ----- In which sport can a player make an approach shot to the green?
Contestant ---------- Cricket

Bradley's face was one to witness!!!!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Kippaxpete]

young lad pulls an older woman at a club , shes 58 but looks good for her age.
on the way back to her house he's thinkin "mmmmm i bet her daughters a belter" , when out of the blue she says "how do you fancy a sportsmans double ?"
"what's that ?" he says , "a mother & daughter threesome !" she replies
he says "YES FUCKING PLEASE !!"
so as they go in the front door , she puts the hall light on and shouts " mum , put yer fuckin teeth in , he's up for it !"

The old ones are the best ones...er, if you know what I mean.

 

[solley attwell]

Paddy Englishman, paddy Scotsman and paddy Irishman all arrive at the gates of heaven on Christmas eve.
St Peter is there and says it's busy today but I will let you in if you show me something that relates to Christmas.
So paddy Englishman produces a lighter and says that represents candles. So Peter let's him in.
Then paddy Scotsman takes out a a set of keys and says that represents jingle bells.
So Paddy Irishman pulls out a bra and a pair of knickers.
So Peter says what have they to do with Christmas?
...... Their carol's!!!!