Joke thread

His jokes include:
Insisting that the taxpayer should fund his quirky alt medicine activities.
Not paying corporation tax on royal estates.
Telling HMG which helicopters are best for the military.
Interfering with planning applications.
Writing in green ink.
Making his bit on the side (the wife of a mate) the queen.
Speaking in a silly voice.
Oh how I laugh!
If it's any consolation I agree with all of that and more besides. That said, it's just a joke
 
Morrisey, Robert Smith and Kathy Bates?
Imaginary scene of the movie "Misery", Robert Smith (lead singer of The Cure), is experiencing the misery of being read the autobiography of Morrissey, by captor Kathy Bates.
Watch the film Misery if you haven't seen it, it's brilliant.
 

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