Joke thread

After our divorce. I killed the wife and dumped her body but kept her minge.
My new girlfriend has absolutely no idea when I say I'm going upstairs to have a go on the ex box !
 
Re: Robot for sale....

What actuators are used for the slapping arm? Can it be repositioned for more of an up-down motion. Sorta like a stroking motion with the wrist and hand slightly flexed? If this is possible, let me the how much it costs.
 
BackofJeanette said:
I came home today and shouted "WIFE, PREPARE FOR ANAL DESTRUCTION!!!......


I've just bought toilet roll from the pound shop."


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Whats the difference between a Lesbian in a porno film and a Lesbian in real life?...


About 12 stone


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My wife reckons she could fall asleep on a log.


So to test this, I've shit on her side of the bed.


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Old Chinese wise man say, oral sex make your day but anal sex make your hole weak!
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Quality!!!
 
Man City have three stars on their badge to mark how many Champions League games they've won in their history. WA HEY!!!!!!!
 
Markt85 said:
Man City have three stars on their badge to mark how many Champions League games they've won in their history. WA HEY!!!!!!!
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Oh prepare for the dogs of war to be unleashed. The wrath of vengance shall fall upon thee and tho shall be cast out into a sea of vipers.
 
Blue Mist said:
Markt85 said:
Man City have three stars on their badge to mark how many Champions League games they've won in their history. WA HEY!!!!!!!
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Oh prepare for the dogs of war to be unleashed. The wrath of vengance shall fall upon thee and tho shall be cast out into a sea of vipers.
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