Joke thread

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[KS55]

What’s the difference between enzymes and hormones?………
You can’t hear enzymes.

 

[LWashington]

What’s the difference between enzymes and hormones?………
You can’t hear enzymes.

What's the difference between arson and vandalism.

You can't put your vandalism a chair.

 

[ancoats]

 

[bluebc]

 

[Xhavenjoe]

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Reminds me of the one

"I see that boxer Tim was stabbed."

"Witherspoon?"

"No, with a knife "

 

[Green18]

Whats the difference between a buffalo and a bison?


You can't wash your hands in a buffalo….

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Scottish bloke: "Am wearin' a kilt tae ma weddin'."

His pal: Aye, whit's the tartan?

Scottish bloke: "Nae sure. Probably a white dress "

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[bluebc]