Joke thread

[Mid Wales blue]

I thought this was the joke thread, but it turned out to be the chocolate pun club!

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our pun club.

 

[JRockBlues]

I thought this was the joke thread, but it turned out to be the chocolate pun club!

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our pun club.

You should stick to Aero-bics. Club has already been used.

 

[bluebc]

 

[Saddleworth2]

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Wow. Thats unfunny on a number of levels.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

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If that was FFS with the cane he would probably miss

 

[Safecracker]

A horse is in the pub having a few when he spots a donkey in the corner. He nips over to have a natter and the donkey asks, "What did you do for a living?"
The horse says, " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter",
The donkey says, "I worked with the kids on Blackpool beach" and then he asks, "Did you win anything?"
The horse says, "Yeah, on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”,
They arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later and the donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything" ,
So he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace,
The horse arrives and says, "Lovely place you have here. And who's that in the picture on the wall?",
The donkey replies, "That's me, when I played for Juventus!"

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

A horse is in the pub having a few when he spots a donkey in the corner. He nips over to have a natter and the donkey asks, "What did you do for a living?"
The horse says, " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter",
The donkey says, "I worked with the kids on Blackpool beach" and then he asks, "Did you win anything?"
The horse says, "Yeah, on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”,
They arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later and the donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything" ,
So he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace,
The horse arrives and says, "Lovely place you have here. And who's that in the picture on the wall?",
The donkey replies, "That's me, when I played for Juventus!"

Is this a joke about Paul Pogba?

 

[bornblueegg]

A horse is in the pub having a few when he spots a donkey in the corner. He nips over to have a natter and the donkey asks, "What did you do for a living?"
The horse says, " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter",
The donkey says, "I worked with the kids on Blackpool beach" and then he asks, "Did you win anything?"
The horse says, "Yeah, on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”,
They arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later and the donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything" ,
So he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace,
The horse arrives and says, "Lovely place you have here. And who's that in the picture on the wall?",
The donkey replies, "That's me, when I played for Juventus!"

Why the long face

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[r.soleofsalford]

That wee mouse is a big fucking rat.