Joke thread

[Uwe Already]

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

My favourite quote from Terry Pratchett “All mushrooms are edible, only some are edible twice”

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

 

[bladdered]

 

[kippaxneil]

Unbelievable!..I paid up front for a carpenter to make me a double bed and he's only gone and done a bunk.
It's just one thing on top of another!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I always thought it was the batsman's Holding the bowlers Willey :-)

It is.

 

[Lavinda Past]

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[bluethrunthru]

form is temporary class is timeless

 

[lefty goldblatt]