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[lefty goldblatt]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Absolute must watch documentary on BBC2 about the Covid-19 pandemic, tomorrow night at 9.00pm. Two brothers from the Wuhan Research Centre, where Trump suspects it was engineered, were due to get on Flight MH370 that mysteriously disappeared. It seems they were the guys behind the development of the new strain, and intending to use it as a weapon. Someone caught wind of their plans and purposely downed the plane. BUT... neither of them got on the flight and no-one knows what happened to them. It's really interesting....

Don't miss it ...it's called 'Two Wongs Don't Make a Flight!'

 

[KS55]

Absolute must watch documentary on BBC2 about the Covid-19 pandemic, tomorrow night at 9.00pm. Two brothers from the Wuhan Research Centre, where Trump suspects it was engineered, were due to get on Flight MH370 that mysteriously disappeared. It seems they were the guys behind the development of the new strain, and intending to use it as a weapon. Someone caught wind of their plans and purposely downed the plane. BUT... neither of them got on the flight and no-one knows what happened to them. It's really interesting....

Don't miss it ...it's called 'Two Wongs Don't Make a Flight!'

I feel a Trumpian conspiracy coming on.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Don't miss it ...it's called 'Two Wongs Don't Make a Flight!'

I think 2 rights don't make a lefty

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[hammocity]

I wax walking my dog down the canal yesterday, he suddenly jumped his lead and dived into the water, I knew, like me, he couldn’t swim. I was absolutely distraught and had no idea what to do.

From nowhere this Asian chap appeared, stripped off his clothes, dived into the canal, picked up my drowning dog, got him out of the water then resuscitated him. My dog barked to show he was back to life, I was in awe.

I said to the Asian guy “thank you so much much, are you a Vet?”

He said “Vet, I’m fucking soaking”.

 

[KS55]

I wax walking my dog down the canal yesterday, he suddenly jumped his lead and dived into the water, I knew, like me, he couldn’t swim. I was absolutely distraught and had no idea what to do.

From nowhere this Asian chap appeared, stripped off his clothes, dived into the canal, picked up my drowning dog, got him out of the water then resuscitated him. My dog barked to show he was back to life, I was in awe.

I said to the Asian guy “thank you so much much, are you a Vet?”

He said “Vet, I’m fucking soaking”.

German, then.