Why ? He wasn't anywhere near the chippy.Darius should have had his bike nearby.
Why ? He wasn't anywhere near the chippy.Darius should have had his bike nearby.
At least your wallet at home would be drySo much for Dry January. I've just got piss wet through walking to the pub.
I'm on my own so I knew it was safe to bring it out.At least your wallet at home would be dry
I've just told it to my German mate, GerdaMy Polish mate Darius came out with “I used to be a Legia Warsaw fan until we moved to a new ground, everywhere you sat was an obstructed view, behind a pole”.
None of us laughed at that one.
I'm on my own so I knew it was safe to bring it out empty.