Joke thread

[Blue Mist]

Darius should have had his bike nearby.

Why ? He wasn't anywhere near the chippy.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

So much for Dry January. I've just got piss wet through walking to the pub.

At least your wallet at home would be dry

 

[Blue Mist]

At least your wallet at home would be dry

I'm on my own so I knew it was safe to bring it out.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

My Polish mate Darius came out with “I used to be a Legia Warsaw fan until we moved to a new ground, everywhere you sat was an obstructed view, behind a pole”.

None of us laughed at that one.

I've just told it to my German mate, Gerda

She didn't laugh, either

 

[bluethrunthru]

I thought this was the traditional opening ceremony to Wassailing which takes place on the 12th Night in Suffolk?

https://www.suffolk.police.uk/news/suffolk/news/news/2024/january/wilby---indecent-exposure/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=Orlo

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I'm on my own so I knew it was safe to bring it out empty.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[blue44]