Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

I see you are still posting ancient Bernard Manning jokes

Well at least you've still got your sight if not your sense of humour...

:-)

 

[Lavinda Past]

A bloke gets a telephone call from his boss who's screaming and shouting...

“Where the fuck are you? It’s 8:30 and you were supposed to start at 7:30.”

“Relax, I’m in my office.” he replied.

“No you're not” the boss roared. “I’m here, standing in your office.”

The bloke said, “Oh, sorry mate, I forgot to tell you about my new job.”

 

[Lavinda Past]

I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all.

“How much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me.

“Nothing” I slurred.

“Look at me!” she shouted. “It’s either me or the pub, which one is it?”

I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled... “It’s you. I can tell by the voice.”

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

I see you are still posting ancient Bernard Manning jokes

Doing my bit for recycling.

 

[blueish swede]

I see you are still posting ancient Bernard Manning jokes

Well there aren't many new ones are there.

 

[mrcunny]

 

[sir baconface]

Can someone let me know the name of the bar in the 80s/90s Boston based TV show which featured Ted Dansen, Woody Harrelson etc

Cheers.

Was it the Rover’s Return?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Was it the Rover’s Return?

Nah, The Woolpack I think

 

[Hertzblue]

Nah, The Woolpack I think

 

[Hertzblue]