WickyWain
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I've just had a curry but it's gone right through me.
If you need me, I'll be vindaloo.
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If you need me, I'll be vindaloo.
dronefromsector7G
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I was dreaming about having diarrhea and then I woke up...That's when shit got real.
Bigg Bigg Blue
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What's the difference between roast ham and peas soup ?
Well you can roast ham.......
Well you can roast ham.......
Don't you join in, it's bad enough as it is.What's the difference between roast ham and peas soup ?
Well you can roast ham.......
Bigg Bigg Blue
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I felt left out :)Don't you join in, it's bad enough as it is.
How Small are you and Mrs KS55 to do that?True story:
It is said that sex while pregnant can trigger labour. Worked in our case!
WickyWain
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Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your genes.I was dreaming about having diarrhea and then I woke up...That's when shit got real.
Lavinda Past
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Three men were involved in a car crash on Christmas eve on arriving at the pearly gates St Peter informs them that Heaven is full up and they cannot get in however, since they are there he will make an exception if each of them can take something from their pockets that shows they are sincere about Christmas.
Number one pulls his keys out rattles them and says jingle bells , jingle bells Peter , ok come in.
Number two goes through his pockets an brings out his cig lighter and flicks it on, this represents the candles on the tree, St Peter responds, Ok come in .
Number three, busy raking through all his pockets finally pulls out a pair of womens lace panties and holds them up in St Peters face.
What`s this? St Peter asks .
Oh these are Carols, he replies
Number one pulls his keys out rattles them and says jingle bells , jingle bells Peter , ok come in.
Number two goes through his pockets an brings out his cig lighter and flicks it on, this represents the candles on the tree, St Peter responds, Ok come in .
Number three, busy raking through all his pockets finally pulls out a pair of womens lace panties and holds them up in St Peters face.
What`s this? St Peter asks .
Oh these are Carols, he replies
balotellishaircut
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I reckon my attractive blonde hairdresser is a mind reader. Finished cutting my hair and gave me a tissue.
balotellishaircut
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I met this beautiful woman down at the park yesterday.
Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then.
God I love my new taser.
Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then.
God I love my new taser.