Joke thread

Three men were involved in a car crash on Christmas eve on arriving at the pearly gates St Peter informs them that Heaven is full up and they cannot get in however, since they are there he will make an exception if each of them can take something from their pockets that shows they are sincere about Christmas.

Number one pulls his keys out rattles them and says jingle bells , jingle bells Peter , ok come in.

Number two goes through his pockets an brings out his cig lighter and flicks it on, this represents the candles on the tree, St Peter responds, Ok come in .

Number three, busy raking through all his pockets finally pulls out a pair of womens lace panties and holds them up in St Peters face.

What`s this? St Peter asks .

Oh these are Carols, he replies
 

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