LWashington
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About 30 years ago my mate's wife got offered 2 boxer pups, one male and one female. He wasn't a big dog fan but agreed as long as he could name them. He called them Muff and Shaft.
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About 30 years ago my mate's wife got offered 2 boxer pups, one male and one female. He wasn't a big dog fan but agreed as long as he could name them. He called them Muff and Shaft.
Lavinda Past
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We've been trying for children for the past ten years without success. Finally, out of pure frustration, my wife suggested that we might try IVF.
Personally, I don't see how buying some uniforms and guns and moving to Israel is going to help at all.
Personally, I don't see how buying some uniforms and guns and moving to Israel is going to help at all.
Lavinda Past
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My mate's wife is insisting he quits his job, because she thinks it's cruel that his company has started testing their new products on rabbits.
She's got a point, I suppose...
He works in a hammer factory.
She's got a point, I suppose...
He works in a hammer factory.
dronefromsector7G
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This one deserves minus likes
Lavinda Past
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My wife claims I try to make everything into a quiz.
Is that:
a) weird
b) annoying
c) unfair
Is that:
a) weird
b) annoying
c) unfair
Lavinda Past
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A bloke is shopping in Sainsburys and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says, "hello!"
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids."
His mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Bloody hell, are you the stripper from my stag party that I shagged on the pool table with all my mates watching while your partner whipped my arse with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I’m your son’s teacher."
She says, "hello!"
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids."
His mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Bloody hell, are you the stripper from my stag party that I shagged on the pool table with all my mates watching while your partner whipped my arse with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I’m your son’s teacher."
Lavinda Past
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bluethrunthru
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Bill Walker
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, 'Wow, in all my years of tending bar, I've never had a weasel stop by....... What can I get you"?
'''Pop'' goes the weasel!!
'''Pop'' goes the weasel!!
