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Bill Walker
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Bill Walker
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dronefromsector7G
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I see the night time Lavinda Past is here
mexico1970
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What's the difference between Woody out of Toy Story and a priest?
Woody goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Woody goes limp when a child walks in the room.
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Me neither. Prayed for ‘capo/caput’ which means head but got Capra which means goat???
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Lavinda Past
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A drunk stumbling through the woods comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He walks out into the water and bumps into the preacher.
Almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, the preacher asks the drunk, “Are you ready to find Jesus?”
The drunk answers, “Yes, I am.” So, the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water, pulls him up and asks, “Brother, have you found Jesus?”
The drunk replies, “No, I haven’t found Jesus.” The preacher, shocked at his answer, dunks him again, a little longer this time. Pulling him out of the water again, he asks, “Now, have you found Jesus, my brother?”
The drunk again answers, “No, I haven’t found Jesus.”
By this time the preacher, at his wits end, dunks him again – this time holding him down until he begins kicking his arms and legs. Then he pulls him up. The preacher again asks, “For the love of God, have you found Jesus?”
After first wiping his eyes and catching his breath, the drunk asks the preacher, “Are you sure this is where he fell in?”
Almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, the preacher asks the drunk, “Are you ready to find Jesus?”
The drunk answers, “Yes, I am.” So, the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water, pulls him up and asks, “Brother, have you found Jesus?”
The drunk replies, “No, I haven’t found Jesus.” The preacher, shocked at his answer, dunks him again, a little longer this time. Pulling him out of the water again, he asks, “Now, have you found Jesus, my brother?”
The drunk again answers, “No, I haven’t found Jesus.”
By this time the preacher, at his wits end, dunks him again – this time holding him down until he begins kicking his arms and legs. Then he pulls him up. The preacher again asks, “For the love of God, have you found Jesus?”
After first wiping his eyes and catching his breath, the drunk asks the preacher, “Are you sure this is where he fell in?”
Lavinda Past
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Name?
Linda De Sousa Abreu
Occupation?
Screw in Wandsworth Prison
I said occupation, not favourite pastime!
Linda De Sousa Abreu
Occupation?
Screw in Wandsworth Prison
I said occupation, not favourite pastime!
sir baconface
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Indeed. Although I did hear back in the day of a pair named Mild and Bitter.