Sean Connery was interviewed by Parkinson, and bragged that despite his elderly years, he could still have sex three times a night.
Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
After the show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I am not being too forward, I’d love to have sex with you. Let’s go back to my place."
So they go back to her place and have great sex.
Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that wash good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have even better shex. But while I’m shleeping, you must hold my ballsh in your left hand and my cock in your right hand."
Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay".
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex.
Then Sean says, "Cilla, that wash wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. But again, you must hold my ballsh in your left hand, and my cock in your right hand."
Cilla is now used to the routine and complies.
The results are mind blowing. Once it’s all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, does my holding your balls in my left hand and your cock in my right stimulate you while you’re sleeping?"
Sean replies, "No, but the lasht time I slept with a shcouser, she shtole ma wallet."
