Joke thread

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I hope you’re not going to poach my joke.

Don't egg him on

 

[Vienna_70]

Don't egg him on

Now, everyone is scrambling for egg puns.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Edwina would've been Currying favour, over these puns in the late 80's

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Now, everyone is scrambling for egg puns.

That's a wisky answer

 

[BlueFurn]

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No, just no…..

 

[SCEtoAUX]

Some of these egg puns are clutching at straws.

 

[JRockBlues]

I think you should take it easy-over there and cease with the egg puns. Hopefully leave this part of the forum sunny side up for the rest of us.

 

[kippaxneil]

That's a wisky answer

Eggs are OK, I suppose...but they're not all they're cracked up to be.

 

[kippaxneil]

Last night, I had a weird dream. I woke up to find the Ghost of Gloria Gaynor stood at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid I was petrified...

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Eggs are OK, I suppose...but they're not all they're cracked up to be.

Most of them are all white