Joke thread

[bluemc1]

Read these prank text conversations

<a class="postlink" href="http://distractify.com/fun/bizarre/the-most-epic-text-pranks-of-all-time/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://distractify.com/fun/bizarre/the- ... -all-time/</a>


I'm crying laughing here.

quality

 

[york away to this!]

Read these prank text conversations

<a class="postlink" href="http://distractify.com/fun/bizarre/the-most-epic-text-pranks-of-all-time/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://distractify.com/fun/bizarre/the- ... -all-time/</a>


I'm crying laughing here.

the gremlin!!

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Read these prank text conversations

<a class="postlink" href="http://distractify.com/fun/bizarre/the-most-epic-text-pranks-of-all-time/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://distractify.com/fun/bizarre/the- ... -all-time/</a>


I'm crying laughing here.

Lingo the clown, fucking hell!! I've just pissed myself.

 

[BimboBob]

The clown one was brilliant.

 

[mickeyblueeyes]

Has anyone clicked on the link at the bottom and read the replies to wrong number texts some are piss funny.

 

[foetus]

Has anyone clicked on the link at the bottom and read the replies to wrong number texts some are piss funny.

for those playing at home
<a class="postlink" href="http://distractify.com/fun/fails/24-flawless-responses-to-wrong-number-texts/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://distractify.com/fun/fails/24-fla ... ber-texts/</a>

 

[i kne albert davy]

Breaking news now on Sky Sports Juan Mata arrested attempting U turn on M6.

 

[Phil Meup]

I did plant watering at school.
My report said 'could do wetter.'

 

[foetus]

I did plant watering at school.
My report said 'could do wetter.'

This counts for Drones joke below as well

 

[dronefromsector7g]

When they buried the inventor of Tetris, the whole cemetery disappeared.