Joke thread

[Pelly Greeny]

Connection between Dr Spocks mam and Port Stanley runway?

Both at sometime got fecked by a Vulcan.

That is 34 years past it's use by date. Diana jokes to follow?

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Look up a few posts, there is a Bernard Manning joke to have a go at.

 

[Big Swifty]

All right then, since you ask, a Diana joke.

What would Diana be doing if she were alive today?

Answer: scrabbling at the coffin lid

 

[ancoats]

That is 34 years past it's use by date. Diana jokes to follow?

and what about the davy crockett jokes you missed them out

i am the ghost of davy crockett ?????

 

[ancoats]

daffy duck was standing at a open window in his home when bugs bunny walked past and daffy shout fuck off you wanker
so bugs bunny phones the police and complains about daffy bad language and they call round to warn him and to keep to down

next day bugs bunny walks past daffy ducks home and see's the window shut and thinks its worked
next thing he hears a knocking sound coming from the window and daffy points at bugs bunny and

 

[Blue Mist]

daffy duck was standing at a open window in his home when bugs bunny walked past and daffy shout fuck off you wanker
so bugs bunny phones the police and complains about daffy bad language and they call round to warn him and to keep to down

next day bugs bunny walks past daffy ducks home and see's the window shut and thinks its worked
next thing he hears a knocking sound coming from the window and daffy points at bugs bunny and

Simply pressing the like buton is not enough. This is the funniest joke I have read for a long while. Brillinat.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

A bloke was walking down the street with four penguins and a policeman told him to take them to the zoo.

The next day the same bloke still had four penguins but with sunglasses on. The police man said, "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo."

"I did," he said. "And today I'm taking them to the beach."

 

[Tuearts right boot]

A bloke was walking down the street with four penguins and a policeman told him to take them to the zoo.

The next day the same bloke still had four penguins but with sunglasses on. The police man said, "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo."

"I did," he said. "And today I'm taking them to the beach."

One of the Chuckle brothers finest

 

[bumbleblue]

Met a woman who uses floor cleaner as shower gel- Flash ****

 

[chris63]