Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

There’s that gobshite ‘Paddy’ again. You tell a lot of stories about him. He seems like a real gobdaw.

Where’s he from again?

I think he's a Dublin lad. Paddy's not his real name though. I think he's called Eamon or something like that. I reckon he's a decent lad really.

;-)

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I think he's a Dublin lad. Paddy's not his real name though. I think he's called Eamon or something like that. I reckon he's a decent lad really.

;-)

Sounds like a right gobshite to me.

( I spell it with two ‘n’s)

 

[manimanc]

What do you call a scouse red Indian?

Hang On A Mo.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[fanatic1]

An old simple French village priest whose only hobby was raising his chickens woke up one morning to find his prize cockerel was missing. He was very upset and suspected it had been stolen by some dodgy villagers for their illegal cockfighting games.
He resolved to raise the matter at next Sunday's church service when all the villagers attended. The day came and he asked hesitantly "Has anyone got a cock?" All the males in the congregation stood up.
Blushing furiously he stammered "No I meant has anyone seen a cock that doesn't belong at home?" Three quarters of the females stood up. "No" he replied "I really meant has anybody seen MY cock?"
The rest of the women, all the choirboys, two visiting priests and a cardinal, three dogs and a pig at the back stood up.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Lavinda Past]

Did you hear about the body that magically disappeared from the morgue?

Abracadaver

 

[Lavinda Past]

My friend recently watched a documentary about Chernobyl. He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980s...

And he was able to count at least 8 historical inaccuracies on one hand

 

[Lavinda Past]

Doctor: Here’s your newborn child, but I’m afraid your wife didn’t make it.

Man: Could'nt you bring me one she did make?