Joke thread

[Crouchinho]

 

[oakiecokie]

More specifically, the Gnome Office.

And most of them come from Gnomandsland.

Said the Laughing Gnome (Courtesy of one David Jones aka Mr Bowie.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Said the Laughing Gnome (Courtesy of one David Jones aka Mr Bowie.

Hahaha, hehehe

 

[Skr1975]

 

[Vienna_70]

Said the Laughing Gnome (Courtesy of one David Jones aka Mr Bowie.

Most definitely one for the FOCs.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Most definitely one for the FOCs.

I can imagine you in scarlet and grey, chuckling away...

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[KS55]

A man goes into the butchers and says, "I'd like a kilo of those piss holes in your window please".
The butcher says, "I don't know what you're talking, we don't sell those".
The man says, "Yes you do and I want to buy some".
The butcher says adamantly, "We don't sell those sir".
The man says, "I know what I saw, come outside and I will point them out".
"Ok", says the butcher, (thinking "I'll humour the bloke"), "come on outaide and show me".
They both walk outside and look in the window.
The man points to the sign and triumphantly says, "There you are, piss holes"!
The butcher says to him in exasperation, "Sir, that's not a P, that's an R"!

The man says, "Well give me some of your R soles then"!

My dad told me this joke in 1959, and it wasn’t new then.

 

[Grassland Blue]

My dad told me this joke in 1959, and it wasn’t new then.

It deserves an airing every now and then.....
:-)

 

[sir baconface]