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Bill Walker
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Bill Walker
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Wasn't even funny then. One with a punch line obvious at the start.
northendenton
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Just the Irish can't spell Whisky lol
Lavinda Past
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Starmer is so far up himself, he wouldn't notice if he was given Irish rather than Scotch.
northendenton
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He is certainly pissing on lots of chips any way
Lavinda Past
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For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, 'Son, we'd get you one, but our mortgage is £200,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph going out if the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'
Little Joseph told him, 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too....
I'm not staying here by myself with a £200,000 mortgage and no fuckin' bike.'
His father said, 'Son, we'd get you one, but our mortgage is £200,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph going out if the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'
Little Joseph told him, 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too....
I'm not staying here by myself with a £200,000 mortgage and no fuckin' bike.'
Lavinda Past
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Adam and Eve have been having sex since they first discovered they could.
Eventually, Eve makes another move on Adam and he says, ‘you really stink, Eve... go to the sea and wash yourself’.
Embarrassed, Eve goes to the sea. She puts her ankles in but a booming voice from the heavens says ‘NO’.
Eve ignores the voice and moves deeper till the water touches her knees.
The voice booms again, ‘GO NO FURTHER!’
But, again, Eve ignores. She wades down until, finally, the water covers her privates. The voice booms:
‘FOR FUCK’S SAKE. NOW ALL THE FISH ARE GOING TO SMELL LIKE THAT’.
Eventually, Eve makes another move on Adam and he says, ‘you really stink, Eve... go to the sea and wash yourself’.
Embarrassed, Eve goes to the sea. She puts her ankles in but a booming voice from the heavens says ‘NO’.
Eve ignores the voice and moves deeper till the water touches her knees.
The voice booms again, ‘GO NO FURTHER!’
But, again, Eve ignores. She wades down until, finally, the water covers her privates. The voice booms:
‘FOR FUCK’S SAKE. NOW ALL THE FISH ARE GOING TO SMELL LIKE THAT’.