Lavinda Past
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Two old blokes are going into town on the bus.
They see two dogs humping in a park. One guy looks at the other and says, "I'd give anything to do it to my missus like that."
The other guy says, "Oh, that's easy... just give her three or four brandies first."
The blokes bump ino each other a few days later.
"Well, did you get to do it to your missus doggie style?"
"Yes, but it took ten brandies."
"TEN! How come so many?"
Well, it took four just to get her into the park."
They see two dogs humping in a park. One guy looks at the other and says, "I'd give anything to do it to my missus like that."
The other guy says, "Oh, that's easy... just give her three or four brandies first."
The blokes bump ino each other a few days later.
"Well, did you get to do it to your missus doggie style?"
"Yes, but it took ten brandies."
"TEN! How come so many?"
Well, it took four just to get her into the park."
