Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

An army is on the move. Marching, marching, marching, day after day in the hot sun. Hot, sweaty, no rest, day after day.

The captain rounds them up to speak to them. “Today,” he says, “is a special day! Today we’re all going to change our underwear!”

Huge cheer arises from the crowd.

“Okay,” the captain says. He points. “You change with him. You change with him. You change with him . . . “

 

[Skr1975]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

A couple went to marriage counselling... tge wife said to the counsellor, “I’m sick of him taking everything literally.”

The counsellor turned to the husband and said: "Do you know what she means?"

The husband replies: "Yes, it’s a feminine pronoun."

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

A racist, a fascist and a very rich grifter walked into a bar.
Barman says: “Good evening Mr Farage, what can I get you?”

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]