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kippaxneil
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Local News: A suspect was charged with killing a man with sandpaper.
In defence, the suspect said, 'I only intended to rough him up a bit.'
In defence, the suspect said, 'I only intended to rough him up a bit.'
jimharri
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Went into my local bookshop yesterday and asked if the Prince Harry book was available to download. "Do you want the PDF file", I was asked. No, I replied, that's his uncle.
ALLEGEDLY.
ALLEGEDLY.
Alan Harper's Tash
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There are 2 types of people. Those that can extrapolate from limited information.
There are 10 types of people. Those who Understand binary numbers and those who do not.
There are 3 kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't.
And, probably most pertinent for this thread…
There are 2 kinds of people, those that browse the comments to make sure the comment they intend to post has not already been posted ... and those who don't.
There are 10 types of people. Those who Understand binary numbers and those who do not.
There are 3 kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't.
And, probably most pertinent for this thread…
There are 2 kinds of people, those that browse the comments to make sure the comment they intend to post has not already been posted ... and those who don't.
Lavinda Past
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Bigg Bigg Blue
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Too soon ?
Lavinda Past
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Lavinda Past
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It was suggested that I should delete a joke containing a Michael Barrymore 'reference' a few days ago.... I think you should get at least a week's ban...