Joke thread

[ob]

Was at City christmas panto - everytime rags were mentioned the crowd yelled their behind you

 

[talkativesprout]

BREAKING NEWS,,,,BLACKBURNS GAME AGAINST MAN UNITED.IS TO BE REPLAYED..AFTER EVRA LODGES A COMPLAINT ABOUT THERE NAME..

 

[jimharri]

*Tip for Chelsea fans*
If you put your replica shirt in the washing machine set at its highest temperature for 3 or 4 washes, it will soon turn light blue and thus will be perfect when you decide to start supporting Manchester City!

 

[BELLENDER]

Breaking News: Blackburn manager Steve Kean sends message of support to Alex Ferguson!

 

[BlueHubert]

sitting aloone listeneing to radiohead? THey are wicked but have to wonder!

 

[Cheese Butty]

I suffer from diarrhoea, my father also suffered from diarrhoea. as did his father.

Runs in the family.

 

[jimharri]

Dalglish walks into the Liverpool dressing room after a match and there is a big turd on the floor.

He yells to the players; " Who's shit on the floor?"

Andy Carrol raises his arm and says; "Me boss, but I'm better in the air"



In the interest of the environment, this joke has been produced using recycled material from the original Emile Heskey gag!

 

[cball23]

So New York has built a 'Park in the sky' then?

Hope it works better than their 'Airport in a skyscraper' idea.

Thats fukin low that!!

 

[Cheese Butty]

My budgie managed to get free from his cage and shag the fucking dog.

I've got some puppies going cheep if your interested.

 

[jimharri]

The Independent front page says Alex Ferguson will 'let Rooney go'. My guess is to Juventus, he could never turn down the advances of an Old Lady!